EastEnders: the SPOILERS thread!

[Southeastdweller]

Welcome to the EastEnders spoilers thread, where we post and talk about any EE spoilers we've read about, including those in early release episodes on iPlayer.

Link below to watch episodes on BBC iPlayer - these are usually dropped at 6am on broadcast days - and you can read brief synopses of upcoming episodes:

www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b006m86d

I know! Barney surely you know your mum can’t read?!

Nookie bear used to crack me up. A tv critic once said that Lord Sugar looked and sounded like Nookie bear ! Lol

The whole ‘ man cave ‘ allotment seems a bit forced.
Random men who have cheated and stole before and generally all a bit dodgy having a chin wag. Do me a favour as Kim may say.

It’s hilarious. Equally hilarious is Zack’s beige polo neck sweater and general demeanour.
he reminds me of a cartoon superhero.
some great face acting from him and billy tonight outside the shed.
Billy’s face has super aged recently, he looks like delboy.
no shade at ageing, I’m doing it at a rate of notts, saw a very unfortunate side on close up of my jowls today on ring doorbell cam playback.
i was shooketh

My great excuse is my eyesight isn’t that good anymore , so I can overlook the wrinkles and joules and other nasties! Then I flick the big side of the bathroom magnifying mirror and it’s very scary indeed! Lol
Billy wasn’t bad looking back in the day too. Plus I kept thinking ‘ shouldn’t they all be at work ?’
Ian goes on a date with Bea next week! I bet he upsets her.

Do you means gets away with killing Anthony or gets away with being called an actor?

Jasmine, the most wooden actress since the wooden tops ! At least Josh smiles and looks comfortable with his part and has a personality!
Maybe Jasmine turns out to be a serial killer and they put her away eventually.. you never know!

@Holidaymodeon👏 both!!

Gina did well today to tell George why his declaration of lurve was really a bad idea. Men eh 🙄

@the80sweregreat yes they should have all been at work! Not just the guys at the shed, but all the people at hospital and at court - no one was working in the square at all!

I increasingly think you are right that it is Jasmine holding the gun in the flashforward. She's killed two dads, and I'm sure she will have her sights on Oscar for shagging Josh.

I can see Jasmine getting her hands on an illegal gun.
Trouble is, IF it’s her NYD , it means months of putting up with her hanging about and spying on Oscar and generally being a pain.
I suppose she’ll get a job in the pub and Zoe will try and bond with her. She hasn’t had much luck so far with that !

I may have to do a lot of fast forwarding of Jasmine is she’s here until new year!

Hopefully, Jasmine will go down for awhile and then maybe conveniently for NYE, she will somehow escape?

Did anyone else notice Oscar's poker face when Josh had his hand on his knee at court? How he is going to stop the twins from finding out he has slept with both of them is beyond me. They are like chalk and cheese as it is!

The spoilers are saying that Jasmine gets off.
not sure how.

What’s the point of the shed? Isn’t all getting together in the Vic enough?

Ross and Vicki are going to get married at the allotments he said so his doing them up for this.
Or maybe that’s wrong ? I can’t remember if it’s there or the place where Patrick got married they intend to use ?
I still don’t understand how they all get off work to hang out there tbh. I can understand if they are intending to grow things , but that doesn’t look like it’s happening !

I think that Harry and Penny are better suited than Gina and him and Vinny will just end up being controlling with whoever his with.
She was told she’s further along than she is , the baby can’t be Vinny’s and she’ll have to lie about the other scans or somehow stop V from coming to those ones!
I bet Suki will reclaim the shop or something once she finds out. It is all heading for doom.

80s - they are getting married in the 'park' - I think they mean the grassy bit of the square? Which is where Yolande got married. The allotment shed plot seems completely random, I have no idea what the point is. The guys see each other in the pub all the time.

When Jasmine is out, she will be all over Oscar and Josh will immediately realise what's gone on, but being Josh I expect he will keep quiet for a while.

Maybe Oscar and Josh will secretly meet for shed shags.

I agree Vinny will be a controlling partner, with the added nightmare of Suki tagging along. I wish she'd just do a DNA test, but of course she'll do the fake one so none of us will know whose it is and we have another 6 months of wondering! She really needs to know for herself never mind anyonelse.

I didn’t enjoy today’s episode. Jasmine is still a pain in the arse and there’s a lot of poor acting going on - sadly I include Jessie Wallace in that. Not for the first time since this terrible story began, I sensed she doesn’t believe in her material. Even the actor who plays Oscar looks bored in his scenes with Josh.

I know what you mean about Jessie, South. During the whole Zoe stalking palaver Jessie looked as if she was struggling to believe in it. It's a shame the material is dragging her down. They got it so wrong with Jasmine, both the storyline and the actress.

So who are we team Jasmine or not? I think she’s innocent. Yes the actress isn’t great but she’s trying!

It will definitely come back to bite Penny on the bum. The baby will either look like Harry and won’t be a darker skin or mid colour range as you’d expect. Yes I know children of mixed relationships can pass eg for more white looking. Best result is baby looks like Penny. And Jack. Then she might get away with it.

She has done the fake one with Oscar’s help. I wonder if Nicola is suspicious enough to look into it and the company who did it?

But did she kill her foster dad? Only got her foster mum’s word for it. And Anthony, the scene in the funeral parlour with Jasmine would say she murdered him. Maybe her foster care background explains her moods and anger.