EastEnders: the SPOILERS thread!

[Southeastdweller]

Welcome to the EastEnders spoilers thread, where we post and talk about any EE spoilers we've read about, including those in early release episodes on iPlayer.

Link below to watch episodes on BBC iPlayer - these are usually dropped at 6am on broadcast days - and you can read brief synopses of upcoming episodes:

www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b006m86d

I am now really hoping this happens today, and if not, why not!😆

There was no mention today of Easter. Instead we had the obligatory quarterly glimpse of Zach with no top on and tough scenes with Nicola (the actress is excellent in her role). And boring scenes about Martin’s old shed. I can’t remember anything else.

I’m still feeling grossed out by the scene with the shed voyeurs last week don’t think I could deal with Vicki and zach again too

Blimey Zack couldn’t wear his towel much lower 🧐. How it stayed on I don’t know.

kat is seeing sense in all this malarkey at last. Jasmine is trouble. And blaming Josh for what happened when they were kids was uncalled for.

And of course Vicki's phone was on the counter behind where Zack was standing 🙄.

Why didn’t Ross just tell Jean why they wanted the keys to the shed and what their plans were. Much easier than all that pussy footing about.
Alfie looks fed up with the whole thing and Jasmine isn’t out yet!
Bingo with Zac in a towel in front of Vicki and the words ‘ Ivy is a fighter like her dad ‘ ! You can tell I’ve been around this soap for years! Lol
So fake DNA’s is just Oscar with a laptop then. He could set up his own business ( like the fake passport people do. Plenty of clients on the square or their friends! )

I've been wondering when Sharon is due back and if her return will be walking in on Zack and Vicki...it's only a matter of time before Zack wears Vicki down 🙄.

I find it hard to have any sympathy with Nic. Because she's Nic.

At least Chelsea got something to do.

At least Kat has come to her senses about being Jasmine's character witness. Alfie's attitude made no sense. Yet again she is being forced into doing things 'for Zoe' against everyone's interests.

Who’s been paying the council rent on the allotment and shed since Martin died? I know round here that they snap back allotments asap.

I suppose that Jean has been paying all the bills and the allotment fees too! Although how is another EE mystery as she is never seen at work much and lives in the house on her own atm.

Housing arrangements are baffling in EE.

Priya, Ravi and their two kids are living in a rented flat despite him being unemployed and her doing a few shifts at the car lot. Do Avani and Nugget have a room each? A 3-bed flat on a London Square ain’t cheap!

Vicki & Ross (and now Zack) are all living presumably rent-free in the very generous Sharon’s house, and appear to be comfortably off despite Ross having unstable work and Vicki working in The Caff.

Kat, Alfie, 3 boys and Zoe are all squeezed into the tardis above the Vic.

Billy and Honey are managing to rent a family flat in London off a Minute Mart wage and Billy selling a few bits of tat in the market.

Where are Chelsea and her little boy now living? With Denise and Jack and their two teens? At one stage they were with Kim, Howie, Denzel, Pearl and Micah at Pat & Yolande’s terraced house. Josh will probably move in there soon, too!

So is Jasmine guilty or not? Did she cause the car crash?

Basically the shed man cave will be where the boys meet but not Zack. Or… and this would be better, Vicki goes to the shed, Zack turns up unexpectedly then someone discovers them! Zicki returns!

I mean Zack goes back to vicki’s place for a bit of nookie or elsewhere.

Either well Penny will wriggle out of it with a fake dna test. And then when baby comes out whiter than white do you think Vinnie will clock it? Suki will be straight onto that one. Like a rat up a drainpipe.

Oh and I quite like Bea. I know she’s hated here. They could do a lot with her.

Where are Lily and Charli? Don't they live in the Vic too?

In kiddy cupboard.

Nookie 😂😂

I see we were all enthralled by Jasmine's trial 😆

I have no idea how she gets away with this, because the evidence is all pretty damning.

Yeah that is an old term! 🤣🤣🤣

Jasmine spoils every scene she’s in and she wasn’t in that much today.

I am zoning out of the Vicky / Zac dilemma as it’s ridiculous that Ross hasn’t noticed him
being all weird around her.
I did laugh at Barney bringing his mum books !

lol at Nookie ! Does anyone remember Nookie bear ? Nobody does ventriloquist acts anymore , not even on BGT.

I do indeed remind Nookie bear. Child of 70s/80s me…

Remember not remind… sigh