MAFSAus 2026 Thread 4. UK Pace. NO SPOILERS PLEASE. Platypus' cat says no fake tits, fake face and fake arse.

[dapsnotplimsolls]

Voila.

That would be absolutely diabolical and I am here for it

MOVIE NIGHT!!

Oh soz, wrong show

Thought that was nice of Rachel to speak up

A new task! Instead of sex toys, they can all choose a weapon!

😂 but it would be great!

🤣🤣🤣

I know its outdated but brook is giving ANTM bitchy vibes !! Tyra??? Is that you???

😂😂😂

They should totally introduce that into MAFS though!

She does actually. Comes across as the show off type girl at school. Which naturally would piss the gruesome twosome.

She 100% is

Maybe that’s what felt off about her to me at the start! 🤔

Gia and Brook are like those 2 old hecklers on the Muppet Show

Is it because she's one of those annoying perky, preppy girls who are just always super happy, a hyper, and just excited in their own little world.

100%

I was kind of perky and sweet like her and was bullied for it 😄🙈

Even her weird prank at the wedding. And the forced take the knee thing

I'm armchair diagnosing her with autism 🤔

This is hilarious! They’re acting like school girls. Both desperate to be “the power couple”

gia is 35 and a mother. She’s thick as mince that one

Yeah. I don’t mind her on screen but maybe in life she’d piss me off, I dunno.

Shes lucinda from love island 😬

Apart from at the wedding I think Alyssa is coming across alright - am I missing something?

@ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs

I can't believe that Luke has a single nice thing to say. He is a better man than the mature bloke who couldn't say a single nice thing about his wife.

Gia is a total thicko. Makes up for it with fake looks.

When the couples all get back together they are going to gossip about what their group heard. Scott is going to tell Gia about Stephen’s red flags around Rebecca and she is going to have a new target to bitch about.

She really annoys me

I bet Luke got so many offers after the show!

Waldorf and Statler. Or in this case Waldork and Twatler.