MAFS Aus 2026 Thread 3 UK Pace NO SPOILERS PLEASE. The Danaconda says no.

[dapsnotplimsolls]

Fill yer boots.

I like a tattoo or 3 but his are horrendous!

No drama so no coverage?

Or maybe her laugh kept everyone away

Its time, not too much honeymoon stuff

I feel like Stephen should be a mime artist

I was just wondering where they went on honeymoon. Did we see any of it? Must not have been dramatic enough.

Or a clown

Julia reminds me of a young Kim Cattrall. Like Mannequin Kim Cattrall.

She was laughing at first when he said it though ( surprisingly....) so I don't know offended she really was.

I keep thinking that Boat boy needs to brush his hair and then I realise that he does it like that on actual purpose.

Steven’s suit and shirt look awful

I don’t think Rachel is the full shilling

Urgh, Gia is going to really piss me off as this goes on.

I can tell.

It’s how the guy at the bus stop likes it though 🤔

Gia looks awful

She gives me the heebies.

Pasta Tits and Bec will need to fight it out

🤣

Becs makeup tonight actually really shows off her eyes.

The hair and makeup dept have done Bec proud.

Gias boobs are 😍 though

Her look is giving Christina Agualera and lil Kim

He looks like a child hired to run round after her

Bec is not a jealous person? The palm tree would beg to differ.

They're not dissimilar though , gia and Bec.
So they've seeing their worst characteristics shown up in each other.

That was a given!

I don’t know who keeps telling her she’s hot because all I’m seeing is “white chicks” she literally looks like black dudes in prosthetic make up pretending to be white. Like seriously girl… you are not good looking at all🙄