MAFS Aus 2026 Thread 2. UK Pace. NO SPOILERS PLEASE. Bert, Ernie and Pastaboobs ahoy.

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@Pinkfluffypencilcase I don’t know cos they’ve virtually all got lip filler! Isn’t that how all Aussies sound tho?! I think you might mean Gia?? Matched w/ I get up at 5am to workout bore. One I was watching was just constantly performatively exhaling & blowing out to calm herself down but doing it to almost play the victim 🙄

Scotty and Gia

Yes gia. She’s v annoying so far.

Aussies do go up at the end like it’s a question. But this group make it explosive.

I think I've worked it out... it's Sophie Monk.

Just catching up now - have they selected Bec to be this year's Jacqui?

Thanks but they haven’t got the whole season on there this time.

Chris reminds me of a younger version of Steve Carrell, but no one else in my house can see it..

Bec is nuts though isn’t she ? And it sounds like she has too many teeth for her mouth..

Don’t think Vikki B would thank you

Anyone else ready and waiting?

I’m here and poised!

I'm here.

So ready

Signing in for duty!😁

I have my non alcoholic Prosecco all chilled to drink 😂

Sat

Orange squash and hunger for me 😔

She's v beautiful and v brave. Hope she gets a decent guy!

Think I like this one.

Stella is beautiful

Why are Eastern European women so stunning, but most of the men look like potatoes?!😂

She looks a bit too normal for this show. What's the catch?

🤣 very true

I hope she gets a nice one. She seems so lovely.

And yet those potatoes are so demanding.

Oops, missed the start due to snack hunting 😁