You don’t have to be a tattooed back-packing forager but it helps. Masterchef: Professionals Thread 3

[Halsall]

Cooking doesn’t get any tougher….. me on a plate…..you all get the idea!

Ooh, they're standing up on a gangplank. Couldn't do that during the Gregg era in case a contestant looked up his trouser leg and saw ...... Well, you know what they would see.

On the contrary it’s the first time I can remember - I cat see Patrick getting through this one - but unsure bout polly too

hope the fab 4 from week one critics all go through 😍😍

I have my favourites. I am not mentioning who they are because you know how that goes.

Evening all!

That’s a busy old kitchen.

Quite. Tis fecking killing me.

I have also eaten rings round myself. No tiramisu, but I fancy so...

It’s gonna take bloody ages to hear what the are all cooking!!!!

Anthony is such a Muskateer

You'd do well. I'd kill ya!!!

I'm going to stick my neck out and say that Polly will be kept in no matter what.

'You see a fish and your mind starts going. You see a bird and your mind starts going.'

Is he describing cooking or being sectioned?

Choomeric 🙄

Jesus, whoever said that on the other thread (gbm, who i did agree with) was REALLY right. Ash is the grown up, seen some shit version of polly

Definitely Porthos-a la Ollie Reed.

Polly just said chew-meric so now I have to hate her.
I don’t make the rules…

Is jonty still here!!

Let’s hope so although her not knowing exactly what’s she’s cooking as they always say is worrying

love Sel “under my sleeve” 😍😍

So many chefs. Jeez

Nice shirt Matt - not so Monty don warehouse person

Nonna

Spanish Nonna

Sel looks like Pob came to life in South America and has also seen some shit!

Sorry, shoo or shoot out a pigeon from his nonnas?!

I know - poor Sean will have a sore throat - we have to hear it here then again with tasting - then 5 cook again!!!

is it an extended episode??

Hang on, he spent his childhood shooing pigeons or shooting pigeons?

Are they all tattooed psychos?

Oh here you are. Has Mario gone crazy yet? Oh I see he has - pigeon profiteroles sound awful.

I too will not be casting any curses, I will only mention the ones im not keen on.