You don’t have to be a tattooed back-packing forager but it helps. Masterchef: Professionals Thread 3

[Halsall]

Cooking doesn’t get any tougher….. me on a plate…..you all get the idea!

Sewing those quail up is very 'how Norman Bates spends the long evenings.'

Presumably they send Marcus out to the City Square with a rifle and a cloth bag and he acquires a few more pigeons.

Mamas and mama in law.

Feck's sake, we've got Italian mothers-in-law now!

Wash your mouth out

patatas with jambon - Monica said give her the trophy now (or similar)

Exciting. 2 aubergines

Grandmother!

Are those worktops very low or is Gareth extremely tall? He looks as though he's cooking in a play kitchen.

Don't like Gareth.

Battle of frangipans (spelling!)

can’t believe Russel Watson is going up against Georgia

Ah, but where in his frangipane tart is Gareth putting his jam…?

It looked absolutely disgusting. Like a serial killer rendering down his victims.

Love Mark and he’s un jinxsable

Ooh yes. Apols. Thank for the reminder. In my defence I've had a LOT of deaths the last few weeks

He'll be lucky to get round to putting the jam in.

Mark 🙌

Spanish!

Irish meat man is doing something different

Cannot remember Jolly Irish bbq man.

You and me both lost a dads 😔

I remember him.

Mark could be another musketeer, but I can’t get past Friar Tuck

Dry old aubergine

Oh shite I am so sorry to hear that

Georgia - tart gate.