You don’t have to be a tattooed back-packing forager but it helps. Masterchef: Professionals Thread 3

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Cooking doesn’t get any tougher….. me on a plate…..you all get the idea!

I’d love to know how much they would charge for all these dishes. Think the crumble for example is quite pricey.

It so does

Modular bookshelves.

cant believe Caroline

There's a marked lack of tattoos and big old stretched ear holes

I reckon Mark’s nailed it. I’d like that plate. Sausage, cornbread, salad. Everything. 🤪

I'm such a lady that I eat mine sideways

there really is

god I hate those ear holes more than beards - all should be banned in kitchen

I think I forgave it when dean had one becuase he was so lovey

Ok, I think it just said that woman has a pop-up business called 'Eggslut.' We may have a wankiness winner.

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they are so plain these lot - inmates know where they’ve hidden the Shoreditch wankers

I want a bow of that!!

I un-shrunk my ear holes (I missed earrings and luckily had stretched slowly rather than slicing up so I could!)

My lovely dil ha stretched ears.. I love her but shudder internally.
So porridge ws a hit! Good lad.

Wow now that could get a lot of attention 😂

I bet that porridge is dead good for you if you take out the lamb

Omg that’s blood tiny dark Tanyon

I got some Tiramisu hot cross buns today!

I think Eggslut lady has been on before? I’ve definitely heard of them, can only be via MC

Why the actual eff did he put amaretto in it? Its vile marzipan spunk.

There is that cracka-whatever again that nikita used in gmb

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I hate the hell do you do if you don’t like bananas

Same

Yes I’ve seen Eggslut. V niche I think. ‘Eggslut is a chef driven, gourmet food concept’

I don’t lik pollys Hannibal lectors hairstyle