Emmerdale [ITV1 pace] ** NO SPOILERS ** When all you want is a PC Swirling in your life

[TellingBone]

Graham can't be expected to sort out this shitshow on his own. Now come on.

Sharon Marshall on TM said no Emmerdale or Corrie on Friday, it’s the Six Nations

Thanks @JewelleryCat - I suppose she was telling everyone how wonderful it is 💵

Bloody rugby again. Why can't they stick sports on one of the other ITV channels?

"Paddy is such a useless infuriating idiot."
Had to lol at this! 😂He is though and he just seems to get worse and worse. He won't do time for this surely..but if he does, he'll get eaten alive!

Love Kammy! 🤣

OMG is Charity having triplets

So Jacob is squaring up to Cain but he's frightened of his his boss 🙄

Yeah but im quite liking her and Jai with their illicit shagging, at least it's a relief from unending misery and grief.

I think I’d be scared of his boss! There’s something weird about her.

Jai really doesn't have a type does he. Charity, Megan, Laurel, Holly, Kerry... they are all so different.

Yet another borefest so far.☹️

How much longer???

Laurel definitely isn't a good liar!

And Arthur looks as guilty as hell

It's that riveting I was considering how badly that wall art goes with the wallpaper

oh feck Sarah is back on the baby topic again

So the breast pump is for Sarah???

I thought I’d misheard that. WTF will she come up with next

It's absolute lunacy and making me question my knowledge 😂

I didn’t understand that bit. She’s going to take meds and breastfeed that way?

Where's Robert when you need him?

(At least he makes the episodes a bit more interesting.)

Never thought I'd hear myself saying this but I'm even finding Cain's cancer story totally uninteresting. ☹️

Yes, she can feed by, pumping, stimulation and hormones. Some adoptive mothers do this.

So, I've had to Google it as my mind is boggled. There is something called 'induced lactation' whereby you are given hormone therapy to produce breast milk.

Every day is a school day. Even on Emmerdale!

Fucking twisted though as Sarah will be breastfeeding her gran and Ross's baby!

I thought that was what she said. I never knew you could breastfeed when you haven't actually given birth or has science moved on since I had kids 30+ years ago? 🤔

Surely Charity’s milk would be better, especially the colostrum which a baby whether human or animal needs for a start. Why can’t Charity use the pump and Sarah then bottle feeds?

Jesus just reading the thread do I even want to watch this episode???