Emmerdale [ITV1 pace] ** NO SPOILERS ** When all you want is a PC Swirling in your life

[TellingBone]

Graham can't be expected to sort out this shitshow on his own. Now come on.

Nice to see Dotty

Why are the fake cattle so loud yet when they open the door of the house they go quiet? Strangest farm I’ve ever seen.

Paddy looking as guilty as sin. ☹️

Yawn at the car stealing.

Sarah has changed her obsession with babies to stealing cars!

What’s dopey Sarah doing now? I’m so sick of her.

Don’t know how much more I can take of this shite

Nice of her to bring him an empty cup. FFS Emmerdale sort it out.

Paddy’s version of events is looking ropey

Jacob is such a shit actor.

I’ve never noticed or cared before but Sarah has such a whiny voice

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I can’t stand Kerry

Emmerdale - a utopia where the GP comes to your house immediately they're summoned.

She carries on exactly like Charity does when she's challenged. Higher, faster voice.

That’s true but Charity can act

I could cry at how awful it is.

I still don't like it being on at 8.

Well that was a pathetic excuse and Manpreet bought it which was even more pathetic!

Me neither! It's not like ITV have anything special to replace the 7.30 slot

Oof. Burn 😂

Another terrible episode.

What on earth would someone (supposedlt) intelligent like Jacob see in an idiot like Saral? Considering she couldn't utter a sentence without mentioning the baby, it's never heard of now.

But Paddy locked his front door, the script is improving...

I'm really bored with it at the moment

There’s football tonight so I can’t watch live