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Emmerdale [ITV1 pace] ** NO SPOILERS ** When all you want is a PC Swirling in your life

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TellingBone · 26/02/2026 20:25

Graham can't be expected to sort out this shitshow on his own. Now come on.

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PrincessScarlett · 04/03/2026 20:42

JaneJeffer · 04/03/2026 20:40

Jesus just reading the thread do I even want to watch this episode???

🤣🤣

Jitterybugs2 · 04/03/2026 20:48

PrincessScarlett · 04/03/2026 20:34

So, I've had to Google it as my mind is boggled. There is something called 'induced lactation' whereby you are given hormone therapy to produce breast milk.

Every day is a school day. Even on Emmerdale!

Fucking twisted though as Sarah will be breastfeeding her gran and Ross's baby!

Jacob can be fully involved as well. He’s a right tit most of the time

PrincessScarlett · 04/03/2026 21:01

Jitterybugs2 · 04/03/2026 20:48

Jacob can be fully involved as well. He’s a right tit most of the time

🤣

TellingBone · 04/03/2026 21:11

😂

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Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 04/03/2026 21:57

Allseeingallknowing · 04/03/2026 20:34

Yes, she can feed by, pumping, stimulation and hormones. Some adoptive mothers do this.

But given all the drugs she must take to stay alive and annoying, would the doctors agree?

JaneJeffer · 04/03/2026 22:03

Jitterybugs2 · 04/03/2026 20:48

Jacob can be fully involved as well. He’s a right tit most of the time

😂😂😂

JaneJeffer · 04/03/2026 22:04

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 04/03/2026 21:57

But given all the drugs she must take to stay alive and annoying, would the doctors agree?

They’ll agree to anything to stop her from whingeing

ilovebrie8 · 05/03/2026 17:35

Yep agree Jacob is a tit, I find him very annoying and gormless...was hoping Cain would punch him last night.

His boss with the flash car seems predatory.

RaraRachael · 05/03/2026 17:54

I don't think I've seen a character with a more punchable face than Joe Tate.

strugglingwithlife · 05/03/2026 18:09

The breastfeeding thing confused me too. I had no idea you could breastfeed if you hadn't given birth.

JaneJeffer · 05/03/2026 18:24

It makes me feel queasy.

I haven’t got round to watching yesterday’s

PrincessScarlett · 05/03/2026 20:02

Oh shut up Sarah! You were the one pushing Cain to steal cars 😡

PrincessScarlett · 05/03/2026 20:04

Ooohhh is Dawn starting to realise what a nasty piece of work Joe is? About bloody time!

PrincessScarlett · 05/03/2026 20:06

OMG! Archie!!

EchoedSilence · 05/03/2026 20:07

Look at Archie all grown up.

EchoedSilence · 05/03/2026 20:08

Oh god it's screechy Chas.

TellingBone · 05/03/2026 20:08

Oh 😂Archie's right at that awkward stage isn't he?

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PrincessScarlett · 05/03/2026 20:08

Nosy cow 🤣🤣🤣

Greentableleg · 05/03/2026 20:10

Arthur is a nasty piece of work these days

Jitterybugs2 · 05/03/2026 20:10

Another car theft coming up. Can it get any more stupid. And bloody repetitive.

EchoedSilence · 05/03/2026 20:11

Love Kammy.

Greentableleg · 05/03/2026 20:11

Joe might as well put a sign on his car saying steal me! So obvious what would happen.

TellingBone · 05/03/2026 20:11

He's dying to get banged up is that Cain

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JewelleryCat · 05/03/2026 20:12

Greentableleg · 05/03/2026 20:10

Arthur is a nasty piece of work these days

He really is. There was no need of the writers to make him like that

Allseeingallknowing · 05/03/2026 20:14

TellingBone · 05/03/2026 20:08

Oh 😂Archie's right at that awkward stage isn't he?

He’s aged 5 years in a week!

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