Emmerdale [ITV1 pace] ** NO SPOILERS ** When all you want is a PC Swirling in your life

[TellingBone]

Graham can't be expected to sort out this shitshow on his own. Now come on.

Graham does not wear boxers. Definitely a Calvins man.

I'm going for a lie down now.

@strugglingwithlife I saw an article last night which said Camilla kept her own house so that she can “'sit down with a big G&T, kick off her shoes and watch Coronation Street, which Charles loathes”

Haha. Must be a man thing!

No warning today

Warning: this episode contains the same content you’ve been watching for the last two months

Surely the fact Bear is obviously mentally unwell means there is at least the possibility of a psychiatric hospital rather than prison?

😂

So does Laurel have amnesia or is she pretending

I think she's pretending

It’s nice to see Mack

As if Charity wouldn’t have killed Cain by now for not paying Mackenzie

I think she’s got that infectious disease that has affected most of the village…being deceitful

Jacob doesn't work too hard Eric. He appears to only do one shift at the hospital every fortnight.

What a coincidence 🙄

2 ham on brown with a smear of peanut butter please

Awww Bear

The arsey boss just happens to be in the Woolpack. Who writes this shite?

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Bet she'll end up as Jacob's neighbour 😂

The sooner Robert takes over the farm the better

Just realised I’m on a slight delay. Watching on my phone in the car outside my granddaughter’s dance class.

Surely the police are watching

Get lost you stupid cow

It never ends...

God I’m so bored of this