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Monica, Marcus & Matt - judging 3 ways for Masterchef Pro

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Halsall · 04/02/2026 23:39

Sounding the klaxon - new series of Masterchef the Professionals starts Tuesday at 8.

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LaMarschallin · 18/02/2026 20:28

He'd have preferred the chicken wings but he seems to know what he's about

EsmaCannonball · 18/02/2026 20:28

Oh, so they give Game of Thrones Meat Guy the dainty soufflé challenge. Fix.

littlbrowndog · 18/02/2026 20:29

He’s doing fine

EsmaCannonball · 18/02/2026 20:29

My vegetarian self should not like this guy but he is pleasingly competent and not falsely modest. If only he butchered and barbecued whole celeriacs.

PotterHead1985 · 18/02/2026 20:30

Sunbird24 · 18/02/2026 20:28

@PotterHead1985 i nearly called the thingy on my gas tank a yoke… 🤭😂

Yoke, thingy, thingamabob, yer wan..... etc etc!!

Halsall · 18/02/2026 20:30

When I was a kid my uncle used to make what he called soufflé omelettes as his big speciality. Basically just like these Japanese pancakes except not sweet, not achingly trendy and Instagram was aeons in the future.

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littlbrowndog · 18/02/2026 20:30

EsmaCannonball · 18/02/2026 20:29

My vegetarian self should not like this guy but he is pleasingly competent and not falsely modest. If only he butchered and barbecued whole celeriacs.

🤣🤣

TheDogsMother · 18/02/2026 20:31

I take it back. Nice job Mark.

EsmaCannonball · 18/02/2026 20:32

'They're not as tall as I would like. Jiggling.'

For a second I thought we were back in the territory of Gregg's customer service complaints to RussianBrides4U.

bungobungobungo · 18/02/2026 20:32

Wonder where he works, I go to Margate sometimes.

PotterHead1985 · 18/02/2026 20:32

EsmaCannonball · 18/02/2026 20:32

'They're not as tall as I would like. Jiggling.'

For a second I thought we were back in the territory of Gregg's customer service complaints to RussianBrides4U.

🤣🤣🤣

I like Irish bbq bloke

littlbrowndog · 18/02/2026 20:33

bungobungobungo · 18/02/2026 20:32

Wonder where he works, I go to Margate sometimes.

He’s snake oil bbq in Margate

ilovesooty · 18/02/2026 20:34

Never made souffle 😱

Sunbird24 · 18/02/2026 20:34

Never made soufflé and she’s French???

EsmaCannonball · 18/02/2026 20:34

She has amazing Thunderbirds eyebrows. Imagine them on arrogant cyclist bloke.

TheDogsMother · 18/02/2026 20:34

“we don’t really remember number twos”.

littlbrowndog · 18/02/2026 20:34

EsmaCannonball · 18/02/2026 20:34

She has amazing Thunderbirds eyebrows. Imagine them on arrogant cyclist bloke.

Ofgs

bungobungobungo · 18/02/2026 20:34

@littlbrowndog 👍

ilovesooty · 18/02/2026 20:35

Nonna

PotterHead1985 · 18/02/2026 20:35

Sunbird24 · 18/02/2026 20:34

Never made soufflé and she’s French???

I came to say the same. French, worked in Michelin star but hasn't made souffle. Whut

Halsall · 18/02/2026 20:35

Grandmère ✔️

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bungobungobungo · 18/02/2026 20:35

Crying grandmother - is this the first tonight?

thisbloodyplace · 18/02/2026 20:36

bungobungobungo · 18/02/2026 20:32

Wonder where he works, I go to Margate sometimes.

Either Smoke&Co or Pearly Cow, I reckon.

Sunbird24 · 18/02/2026 20:36

Burnt

ilovesooty · 18/02/2026 20:36

Those pancakes look awful