Monica, Marcus & Matt - judging 3 ways for Masterchef Pro

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Sounding the klaxon - new series of Masterchef the Professionals starts Tuesday at 8.

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Faine daining this ain't

I would expect lovely ribs to go with the sauce

I'm choosing to hear it as Cod's Choler, a particularly nasty Tudor ailment.

Probably quite apt

And no gentleman wants his cods messed around with.

I’d be quite content with my cod cheeks looking like I’d got them from the chippy, as long as I could cover them in salt and vinegar and eat them with a pile of chips

Me too sunbird

The past contestant is quite sure of herself enjoying herself on social media no doubt

Ola has a lovely smile

This one looks like a Bond villain.

Could they have found someone who looks more boffin-y?

A professional cyclist. Says it all

Contestants who think they can win tend to come a cropper......

This is where Irish chippers are lacking. They generally only offer 'fresh cod' 'smoked cod' and if you are lucky scampi

Heston Blumenthal-alike Chris.

Gawd knows what horror Philli will come up with as her second challenge.

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Heston Blumenthal-alike Chris.

Just what I was thinking.
Only needs the glasses

Godsake!
Philly's obviously decided butter is her "thing".

Bit show-y off-y there, Chris

I do love the coulor of her apron though

now you are watching live I’m glad you agree with me about smug annoying Philli woman - it’s all about her and like she wanted them to fail . DH said he’d rather have Greg than her ….

'You don't need to clear up, Chris!'

Gregg appears in the back of shot, pushing a sweeping brush à la Eric Morecambe.

Can you imagine if mon was saying it that often.. botter everywhere!!

🤣🤣

Two good chefs so far.

Bastard mushrooms again!

Poxy mushrooms

Oh dear. That’s not a real cat.