Emmerdale [ITV1 pace] ** NO SPOILERS ** Corriedale. A sorry tale?

[TellingBone]

So Celia Stick bit the dust
As Ray failed to quell his disgust
Now John is the prey
Our Kev needs to slay
And if April goes too I'm not fussed

I don't watch Coronation street. But I'll watch this one.

I suppose we're all just impatient to see who breathes their last tonight. Hope it's a good half dozen 😱

I watched Emmerdale this morning because I just knew DH and DS would chuntter all the way through it.

Swain is so dead behind the eyes

Is Ken still going?

Can John kill Theo please and spare Todd more misery

Oh dear lord no. Extra overacting from Dev on the dance floor. I remember when he just used to be a character. Not a 'character'.

Oh Corrie has gone all arty too.

Yep, bless him

I've watched the last couple of corrie episodes - don't watch it anymore - but I am still not sure what's going on.

Is it too early for a medicinal brandy?

Ho do they make it this colour?

Are they flying from Hotten International?😂

Make it a double

Urgh Becky. She can go too

Emmerdale was a crock of contrived shit.

I watched the Corrie recaps this morning then gave up as it didn't mean anything to me.

S&B would have a fit about those dresses

😂

Todd😥

I’m watching Corrie but can’t concentrate for thinking wtf about that Emmerdale episode.

Billy and Marlon should have a sad-faceoff

Eileen needs to come back to sort Theo out.

Poor Debbie, they couldn’t even let her enjoy her wedding day

Ryan getting his groove on

Clunky camera angle change