Emmerdale [ITV1 pace] ** NO SPOILERS ** Corriedale. A sorry tale?

[TellingBone]

So Celia Stick bit the dust
As Ray failed to quell his disgust
Now John is the prey
Our Kev needs to slay
And if April goes too I'm not fussed

Am I the only one who thinks they're never going to get to Majorca?

Has Laurel ended Ray?

Missing Ray's excellence tonight.

Why the hell did Aaron get in to the car with John driving. It has to be the daftest thing yet

Like that wasn't going to happen.

What a load of utter contrived tosh.

I hope they’ve got cancellation insurance

Can we mention Mac's brooding gorgeousness in that black beanie?
Are we watching corrie?

That's so weird, what's the point in Ray/April/Marlon stuff unless that continues later

I'm none the wiser as to what is going on. The Corrie fans must be wondering what the fuck is happening 🤣

Well that was a lot to process!

I’ll pay for Sarah to take up permanent residence in Majorca

Right, let's see if Corrie gets some Lancs v Yorks references in 😃

I almost said those words 😁

Yup

Yeah might as well discuss it here

Corrie is the better soap, but I bet it’s daft too.

I hope you’re right. Death was an easy way out for her. Now Ray is dead we need her to be alive to face justice

Distressing scenes, really...

Oh distressing scenes, well I never

Oh great. Weird camera stuff in Corrie too

Oh flipping heck they're going to drag out the "who killed Ray" saga until Christmas aren't they?

Now we have the Corrie recap

Ooh, recap on Corrie too.

It’s still Christmas!