EastEnders: the SPOILERS thread!

[Southeastdweller]

Welcome to the EastEnders spoilers thread, where we post and talk about any EE spoilers we've read about, including those in early release episodes on iPlayer.

Link below to watch episodes on BBC iPlayer - these are usually dropped at 6am on broadcast days - and you can read brief synopses of upcoming episodes:

www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b006m86d

Oh god penny to go

And some of the kids

Maybe one of bert and Ernie 🙄

We havent had a dead child storyline in a while, that'll be a storyline

Maybe Chelsea's son, then we will see her spiral and start a life of crime

I do like Kim, but she was on the Facebook list lol

I don’t mind Bert and Ernie tbh. They will grow up bad, or like the twins in Harry Potter and own a joke shop!

It would be refreshing if Bert and Ernie just grew into normal boys who managed to reach 18 without ending up in youth offenders for murdering anyone, terrorising half the square, getting a 13 year old pregnant or becoming addicted to some substance or other.

I would want JacknJack, Avani, Nugget, Callum, Howie, Antnee and Zoe on the bus please. With Jasmine driving them all into a ravine and taking herself out at the same time obvs.

A big bus in a ravine is an even better idea! They could all be going on a nice ( jolly ) day out with tartan rugs and warm lemonade and oh dear! Watch out for the Cliff.. arggg!
As long as Oscar isn’t on the big bus it’s all good.

Ah, I forgot Callum, Johnny and ( possibly) Lexi , but maybe she can survive the cliff edge.

Oh callum and Johnny and lexi too

And the photo of lola for good measure

The photo of Lola! Lol
Yep, Lexi puts it in the wicker hamper with the pork pies and warm lemonade we just see it smashed to buggery at the end as we get the duf duf’s for the cliff hanger ( see what I did there ! lol 😂)

😄

On My Bus

Jasmine
Lexi
Nugget
Kim
Howie
Nigel
Julie
Jean
Harvey
Pe-ah
Junior
Barney
Ravi on a StandBy Seat depending how much of an arse he's being
Sausage
George

Lexi ,Jasmine and Nugget have the Pole Position Seats .

Lexi would do that annoying side-eye look and crawl out of the wreckage .

70s , a big cull there lol
Do we like any of them ? .. I noticed that Kat and Alfie survive ( someone has to run the pub !)
I would add Suki too , she pretended to have cancer , that was unforgivable. She could die holding Eve’s hand . Just as the phone rings to tell them that they can adopt a child after all ( despite being a very bad idea)
Fade out of the adoption man’s voice over the remains of Lola’s photo.

@70isaLimitNotaTarget
Are you keeping JackandJack for nefarious purposes?

I put Jack n Jack on my list, but he is a lifer , so I bet he’ll survive it all and run around trying to breath life into someone as he knows first aid.

JackandJack doesn't annoy me as much as the others.
Ravi can be quite nice and very attractive , love his eyes , but he can be an utter idiot !

JackandJack's clothing choices can be a bit oddball but at least the mostly fit -unlike Ravi's

I love the correlation between ravis stress levels and how messy his bun is 😭

Mum of one, Ravi’s bun is a like Linda’s bun is too!
I hear she is back soon ! I want her to survive the jolly outing on the big bus. Her hair couldn’t take the stress.

😄 bring Linda back to watch sausage roll off the cliff, never to return, i say, although what that will do to the bun I dont know

Poor Linda, watching sausage die on the big bus would bring back memories of Mick’s drowning in Kent.
She’s been through enough really, her hair would totally give up.

The writers are definitely taking the piss now.

Is there any connection between Zoe and Cindy? Jasmine is too concerned with Cindy for it to about anyone else.

Still think Alfie is up to something.

Not sure about Alfie. He is around with words of wisdom Alfie style, but not doing a lot really.
Id hate him to be the dad , but at least Zoe would be spared having Jasmine as a daughter I suppose
every lining

Do we reckon that the producers even know what jasmine's connection is yet 😭

The writers are probably trying to silently get the other writer sacked who introduced Jasmine to our favourite soap.
.. Or the new producer. She feels temporary, unless she returns at Christmas to terrorize Cindy a bit more with a bad arm. Probably in the spooky woods , because they often appear at Christmas time along with an icy lake.

Or who fathered Zoe’s twins?