MAFS #14 NO SPOILERS. The end is near and as some will head to the final vows, others to their nearest STD clinic for illicit sex has taken place. Leisha has been taken for a ride, Essex style. Manic Grinners had their fancy dinners.

[dillite]

Ash turned out to be a creep. Ixperts are in disbelief.

No, it isn’t him that’s said anything. This info has supposedly come from Grace’s camp and was deleted shortly after.

Hence why I’m just reserving judgment for the moment.

(Obviously it would make more sense if I could give the detail/context around it, but I wouldn’t want to give spoilers, which this would be).

I’m not suggesting Ash hasn’t done anything wrong, and I’m not suggesting Grave isn’t valid in some of her feelings.

It’s just made me question what we were ‘shown’ during that discussion with each of them, with the ixperts.

😂😂😂

I’ve sort of caught up with MAFS and I feel cross that the experts kind of make the participants feel that they have to try and make it work, and sometimes it just doesn’t work!

Steven is such a weasel. What is sad is he will get lots of women throwing themselves at him, despite the fact he s a weasel.

I also think that the matching of someone in Essex with Scotland and someone on the South coast with Liverpool, seems to be designed to make it fail! Especially, when one of the couple has a child!

I must admit, I cannot fathom the relationship between Grace and Ash. It seems very odd.

Am I really watching a carrot in a lime green mankini on his stage do! What is going on with these Christmas ads (as usual I love John Lewis Christmas ad www.google.com/search?q=john+lewis+christmas+2025&rlz=1C1JZAP_enGB905GB905&oq=John+Lewis+Christmas+2025&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUqDQgAEAAYgwEYsQMYgAQyDQgAEAAYgwEYsQMYgAQyDQgBEAAYgwEYsQMYgAQyBwgCEAAYgAQyBwgDEAAYgAQyBwgEEAAYgAQyBwgFEAAYgAQyBwgGEAAYgAQyBwgHEAAYgAQyCAgIEAAYFhgeMggICRAAGBYYHtIBCDI0MzlqMGo3qAIIsAIB8QUM3u1xsHUnfvEFDN7tcbB1J34&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:0fd666bf,vid:dc5S4IV_NeA,st:0

stag do!

Oh bloody hell, I've got onto the lock picking thing.

That is horrible.

I am not sure why Grace has stayed with him so long. He is a buffoon. He thinks what he is saying is all normal, but it's fucking not.

I might be a miserable moo, but do you reckon these two get face ache by the end of the day?

I need to know!

I’m sure as actors they got paid very well to act in MAFS.

I reckon they'll be on advertisements for dental reprogramming in Turkiye once the show is over. I'm struggling to believe they are actually paid as actors, as they are the least believable couple there.
Although Alan was the worst traitor in history so maybe I need to recalibrate.

I have watched homelands twice, loved it. It's been a few years. I'll definitely watch it again over the winter.

Who has turkey teeth on the show, if anyone can help me.
Davide, John, Maeve. Becca, Leah.
My teeth were damaged due to illness. I haven't smiled in public in years.
I have 9 implants in the back top/bottom, I'm having crowns fitted December very off white, next task will be the 6 front teeth. Veneers and crowns.
I'll be embarrassed to look like I've been to Turkey.
My main question has anyone on the show got individual Veneer/crowns not blocks of crowns.
Sorry I'm obsessive staring at teeth.

🤣 Ah I can’t say in this thread, as it’s no spoilers!

Is the spoiler thread still going? If I can find it I’ll go put it on there if someone hasn’t already

It’s on the spoilers thread

ETS just saw it was you who put it on that thread 🤣 sorry - still early for me!

I hope it’s not true and can’t see her doing that but in reality tv who knows!

I’m taking the whole Grace side of the story with a pinch of salt. If he was that awful why did she stay so long and have sex with him? If I’d been matched to someone as creepy as she is making him out to be I’d have been out of there at the first commitment ceremony.

I think the producers should hang their heads in shame at allowing someone with as much baggage as Grace has on the show. And I mean that kindly, as someone who has a TONNE of their own baggage.

It’s what I’ve said all along. If they hadn’t been intimate I may have looked at it differently.

I've just realised who Crystal reminds me of. The model Rosie Huntingdon Whitely.
They both have perfect, unreal looking faces with very smoothed out features.
I assume Crystal has probably had 'work' done. If she has, it's alot better than Leisha and Rebecca.

@EmeraldShamrock000
I was watching season 1 and 2 with my husband at SLOW speed (one episodes night) and season 5 at MY speed!

I’ve thought this all along. His child is very young. If he’s so great why isn’t he with the mother of his child? There’s a back story there.

The key to them looking real is the colour, natural teeth aren’t porcelain toilet white! Also, the people who only have to top ones (John) or front ones (Davide) done should match the colour to their own teeth. When Davide smiles very wide you can see his normal back teeth. Johns top teeth are 10 times whiter than his bottom ones.

Just go for a natural/human white.

I can only see John snd Abi lasting to be honest. However the cynic in me thinks they both wanted to settle down and anyone halfway decent would have done

But I don’t want to see any other spoilers 😭😂

There’s not many on there to be honest. The show has been so boring, there’s nothing much to spoil 🤣

Only way I can put the info up as this is a strictly a no spoiler thread. So I won’t be putting it on here.

I have veneers - top 6 of my upper front teeth.

Had them done 30 years ago when I was 18.

Usually the dentist will match the veneers to your teeth’s natural colour, so you wouldn’t have bright white turkey teeth.

People that have those bright white ones specifically want them to look that way.