MAFS #14 NO SPOILERS. The end is near and as some will head to the final vows, others to their nearest STD clinic for illicit sex has taken place. Leisha has been taken for a ride, Essex style. Manic Grinners had their fancy dinners.

[dillite]

Ash turned out to be a creep. Ixperts are in disbelief.

Like we used to do with our hands in junior school!

Exactly!

Oh yes. I remember that!!

How can she be in love and tell him that when

a) she absolutely hated the final date and all they did was argue; and
b) the only thing that they seem to enjoy is sex

God, Dean still thinks it's going to happen.

Fuck off Mr Tumble. It will never happen!

Urgh dean

God he's deluded isn't he!!

My God is Dean STILL pursuing Sarah??!

Fuck Off Dean.

Dean's deluded.

Oh good, Sarah is allowed to talk finally!

STFU Dean

Why is JR dressed like a dominatrix?

I hope JR's outfit gives her thrush.

Nice bin bag

State of JR!

I love how all of us are just going "Fuck off Dean"

OmfG. Dean "not yet" once this show is over Sarah will be gone for the hills.

It's definitely making my fanny churn cheese

Looks sweaty!

Is she auditioning to be a Bond Girl?!

JR must be doing a shift in a sex dungeon after the show.

Why does JR stick her chest out when there’s nowt to stick out?

WTF was that walk towards the camera just now? Like she's auditioning to be on America's NEXT top Model as if her life depends on it smizing for her life.