MAFS #14 NO SPOILERS. The end is near and as some will head to the final vows, others to their nearest STD clinic for illicit sex has taken place. Leisha has been taken for a ride, Essex style. Manic Grinners had their fancy dinners.

[dillite]

Ash turned out to be a creep. Ixperts are in disbelief.

She was remarkably measured given she was barrelling down the road like an incoming fishwife. I was quite impressed.

I want to see Stevo's face when he realises JR went for Joe first.

Didn’t Steven say something like ‘I don’t want to answer any questions about the experiment’ just before going to meet up with the men? 🤣 Why bother going then 🤣🤣

He doesn't appear to know how the programme works. Twat.

Literally all that needs to be said and did make me laugh out loud 😂

They always have the girls and boys night with some former contestants.

Catching up on last night. God, the drama! Why am I still watching this shite.

For the top bantz.

And the Dean rapz.

I don't think it's ghosting if she's not in touch with JR. There's no earthly reason why those 2 people need or should want to be in touch. It's only ghosting if there's any reason for a relationship/friendship in the first place. I'd consider them not being in touch to be the baseline normal response

@Denim4ever It was a word other than ignore that popped into my head. I knew what I meant, but others obviously didn't. Story of my life.

@dapsnotplimsollsi can't believe Deano still has hopes that she's going to decide she fancies him.

Omg I'm catching up !! Maeve! 'fuck them in Lanzarote' 🤣🤣 absolutely hilarious.

@loveawineloveacrisp Still after that pity shag he put so much nodding into.

I bet it was over before it started with Joe, before JR started chasing Stephen.
Unless it was 2 days after she left the experiment.
Joe is a user.

Just seen this headline about the US version:
”On the USA series of MAFS, a bride has fallen pregnant with her groom weeks into the show 😱”

Thank goodness for no babies here!!

Whoah!

😱 when will that be shown here? Not sure I can cope 🙈

I've never seen any of the US ones.

What would Bailey have done???
He's the most unicorn groom and I feel he may be dropping a bollock on that tonight as it is!

Imagine if that had happened to shit lid or even Steven?!

Stevo would leave the country.

Evening all. Bring on the stage managed crises.

I’m live!

Let's watch this repetitive shit