MAFS #14 NO SPOILERS. The end is near and as some will head to the final vows, others to their nearest STD clinic for illicit sex has taken place. Leisha has been taken for a ride, Essex style. Manic Grinners had their fancy dinners.

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Ash turned out to be a creep. Ixperts are in disbelief.

Reiss seems like a very reasonable person compared to some of them

Looks like Abi gets struck by it tomorrow

Aussie Carina was the worst, she looked she'd done a hard shift in a chippie and would go up in flames near a candle.

Quite an achievement considering our introduction to him was him talking about wandering around supermarkets trying to pick up women!

I’d hold that thought for now…..😉

Would it have killed them to all turn up at the same time?

Oh my god he so does! 😃

JR can hit me wid de paddle stick
Coz I fink she is really fit
Her fanny probz does smell like shit
Coz it's seen most of da guys dicks

I wanna be the next in you extra long line
Cummon sexy lady won't you be mine
Finking of ya catsuit makes me nod me head
I wanna do is magic tricks for ys in da bed

And him liking women whose legs go in front of each other and, presumably, not like a crab

Dirty, dirty, dirty little boys 🤮 what the fuck is wrong with her?

But then how would have the producers manufactured all of the drama and set the scene?

JR may be behaving badly with regards to WHO she’s sleeping with but women are allowed to sleep with as many people as they want.

Even married men?

I still think someone should tell Steven about Joe so he knows he'll be third in line.

He probably doesn’t care

What has happened to Abi’s dinner party hair? Has she been out in the rain? And the writing has been on the wall for Crystal and Leah ever since Leah lost her rock at the wedding…

I think Reiss should stop pretending to be a Peaky Blinder

JR is going to be on Lucinda's show that just started.

He did do little walking finger legs to demo this. Very clear, he wants a lady who can...walk.

And Joe is a coward for not showing up to face the music; he left Steven to take all the heat!

I bet her and lard head had "the best cuddle EVER" and she got lardy hair and had to go with it last minute

I am not giving her any more airtime. I don't even care what she has to say as we all know that she will say and do anything for attention.

I’m fed up of the lot of them

You and me both 🤣

What's all this 'friends dont do that' 'bollix? You're not friends. Having said that, JR is a pathetic creature. She believes all of her worth is in her looks. She hooks men by being overly and overtly sexual and then they realise she's a melt with fu** all else to offer and run for the hills. It's sad really.