MAFS #14 NO SPOILERS. The end is near and as some will head to the final vows, others to their nearest STD clinic for illicit sex has taken place. Leisha has been taken for a ride, Essex style. Manic Grinners had their fancy dinners.

[dillite]

Ash turned out to be a creep. Ixperts are in disbelief.

What happened with Anita? My telly decided to turn itself off, the bastard.

Dean's lining himself up for being the next "dirty boy" for JR

Only because it backfired

Poor Rebecca!

I completely forgot about Anita!

I am a bit behind

She talked some shite, where she attempted to get people to hear JR out

She was defending JR

Anita was only there 5 minutes. So should pipe down

Abi the robot simpers on

😆 that would be entertaining.

She boringly tried to pour oil onto troubled waters.

Is no one going to let Ratboy know that Joe has entered the slime pit first?

John looks like Superman's dopey cousin.

People are talking about Dean, but I haven’t seen much of him.

Have I missed something?

The slicked back hair does no favours to 99% of people

In the beginning he was saying how Sarah and him are mates and that perhaps there's still a chance. And which point we all went "Fuck Off"

Rebecca doesn't need Bailey, she needs a man who is free and who has a similar lifestyle/home.

Has Reiss had chin dimple implants? Chimplants? Dimplants?

What’s going on with his hair? Grease lightning!

He hasn't got much to say so he won't be in it much I suspect, just laughs and nods

So the only drama tonight and the only content tonight was JR and her wandering fanny

Dimplants is about right.

Gutted the grooms haven't heard the Joe news!! Steven would look like a idiot and it would justify for Davarni that he was manipulated

Is Keye wearing a wedding dress at the dinner party?

Who has Crystal snogged?!

Yo JR, I know your fanny's worn out,
But I'd still really love to take you out.