MAFS #13 NO SPOILERS! Pussy galore made Keye run from his amore. Cat cafes breaking up couples, leaving greige people in their greige houses. Reiss loves castles and pyramids too, Steven needs a tomb for his Hinge profile too.

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The end is near, just behind the cat cafe.

Potentially she experienced as form of violation/abuse and it’s been hard for her to process and articulate?

let’s not start with the ‘why didn’t she say anything at the time???’ Interrogation. He’s admitted it.

I don't like either of them, tbh, and it doesn't help that they were so badly paired

They weren’t there. Last night. So somebody wad t going along with the BS

Going to watch Slow Horses after this is over. I have two seasons to binge.

This is like the bottom stream of GCSE drama at the worst school in the country.

Oops sorry meant to add this

It’s not weird when something shocks you and threatens your safety to not speak up. It’s very normal.

Since when do fancy restaurants give you a sofa and blankets to sit on and mope?

Why aren't the wives giving any gifts?

No more John and Abi, please.

I honestly don’t think Grace was on the show for the fame and I think she struggled to share everything that occurred between them. I am watching delayed so not at the Ash and Grace segment yet but I stand by my initial thought that as intense and hard work as Grace is she is far more honest than Ash who I think is…well…icky.

I honestly just hear puffin clicks when they talk now. So dull and repetitive.

A rose? Great

Now that is top TV. Lucky you

but the ixperts have to win with one of the couples. I think John is sweet tbh. Grins like a maniac but sweet all the same. She needs to lose the eyelash fakeness.

He is very beaky. But not as cute as a puffin, some kind of sparrowhawk maybe

Are they back at the wedding place? They had blankets and a bench.

There's a pub on the south bank that used to hand out blankets to outside customers.

Becca's implants are contracting. She needs to pay a visit to Dr Dubrov to get that fixed.

No, at some castle somewhere.

I LOVE botched.

She needs some nipple covers. Bit nipply there.

I think it’s very very telling that he thought it ok to invade her space like that , and it sounds like he was wrestling her on the bed.

They hardly know each other. At best he’s a sex pest. At worst a coercive bully

Same! Especially the middle bits where they showcase plastic surgery freaks (no other way to describe them).

To do the crappy far away geography when there are kids involved is extra shitty especially if they genuinely think it's a match.

Surely if you weren't prepared to move for a relationship you wouldn't go on this. Just as you wouldn't not set a distance perimeter on a dating app.

Can't blame Rebecca to not want to move into a bedsit above a chippy tho 🤣

Jeez, surely they can do long distance for a bit and see! DH and I lived apart for great chunks of our marriage (he was forces). Its very doable (and you get the bed and the remote control to yourself!)