MAFS #11 NO SPOILERS. It's groundhog day on the merry-go-round. 5 weeks in and 0 progress or results. Nobody is leaving, other than always seething. We really need to see progress, but instead we are seeing same old arguments.

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Sorry, this is so boring that there's 0 thread title inspiration. We just keep on being blindsighted and mugged off and nobody has our backs.

Clocking in. I have wine and I don't normally drink mid week.

Re Maeve - feel sorry for her but she’s obviously very damaged and angry. She tried hard to cover it up but the way she went for Joe the moment he got back from his dad’s funeral gave it all away. She needs lots of therapy and something other than men to boost her confidence, but I doubt she will get it.

Come Dine looks fun.

Me neither! E4 better be paying for my rehab

Is partner swap week literally just one night?

@Postcardsender 2

It will never get better than the episode when the snake shat on the table though

Yes. Unfortunately.

Of course it doesn’t, and sadly he might. Poor Ash, unless I’m missing something.

@NeedAnyHelpWithThatPaperBag I doubt Reiss got past the first page. ☺️

Blimey Leisha, hope you've got some tit tape to hand. And you, Reiss.

April is about to backtrack very fast

Reiss was looking a bit phwoar on the sofa just then. I haven't drunk any vodka 😁

They are all tits. There's not enough tape in the world

Ewww. Put some glasses on.

Sorry 😉

@dapsnotplimsolls He's not bad looking.The problem is when he opens his mouth.

That was the good old days

But not the paedo pair!

I don't think April is lying, I'm sure when Rebecca asked her if she missed Leo she didn't answer like she said she didn't. She did pull a bit of a face though which I suppose could be interpreted how Rebecca presented it.

There is no make Nelly! There's nothing to make.

I think the victim here is the fridge

😂

Whose turn is it tonight?

@ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs When did a snake shit on the table? Must have missed that ep.

What look will Crystal be rocking tonight?

It's OK Crystal. We don't want to be around you either.