MAFS #11 NO SPOILERS. It's groundhog day on the merry-go-round. 5 weeks in and 0 progress or results. Nobody is leaving, other than always seething. We really need to see progress, but instead we are seeing same old arguments.

[dillite]

Sorry, this is so boring that there's 0 thread title inspiration. We just keep on being blindsighted and mugged off and nobody has our backs.

Leah's giving me lech/predator vibes the way she stares at Leisha. If a man were to stare at a woman with his tongue half hanging out as she's doing, he'd be labelled a lecherous creep.

Crystal should keep her guard up as there's something 'off' about Leah.

Leah can't quite give the eye thing though as she barely has any after all the botox/filler and her magic strips of facial doom.

She's more like a peeping tom looking through a knothole in a fence.

She's Jocelyn Wildenstein Mark 2 in the making 😁

Can I add 'deflect'/'deflecting'/'deflection' to the list? Grr!

Haha yes can I add ”Overwhelmed”’ as well?
Esp “a little bit” as a precursor to minimise really shitty behaviour.

I was just a little bit overwhelmed & triggered
aka I was being a class A so & so!!

I've only ever heard the term muggy on MAFs. Where did it originate?

Love island

And TOWIE

I think TOWIE may have actually been Programme Zero

Accountability. I don’t want to hear any more about accountability.

There should only be 3 couples left now: Bailey and Rebecca, John (who has a look of Bradley Cooper about the eyes?) and Abi, Keye and Davide. The others are just there to prolong their and our agony. But at least they're getting paid, lol.

No one has mentioned blindsided yet?!

This is your 8pm klaxon everyone. 8pm tonight!

Can't do 8, I look forward to catching up with the thread later.

What would Grace actually like in a partner? Anyone have a clue?

Someone who pays the bills but lets her tell them which suppliers to pay them to.

What she wants - some humourless beardy feminist. What she needs - someone hot who makes her laugh.

Grace could suck the life out of corpse !

<resists urge to make Stevo-type joke>

She's bloody awful. What a whiny mood Hoover. I feel sorry for the poor guy.

Reiss supposedly reading a book on feminism was the ultimate pi$$ take that seemed to go over Grace's head, bless her. She needs her friends to stage an intervention and get her out of there asap, lol.

Poor Grace. You lot are muggy as fuck.😂

almost time, who’s getting mugged tonight

Grace is giving a bad name to feminists.
Feminism doesn’t mean you have to be a sour, carping, neurotic, but Ash is going to think it does for the rest of his life now.

Im ready! I have vodka tonight so it might be more bearable