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MAFS #11 NO SPOILERS. It's groundhog day on the merry-go-round. 5 weeks in and 0 progress or results. Nobody is leaving, other than always seething. We really need to see progress, but instead we are seeing same old arguments.

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dillite · 27/10/2025 21:42

Sorry, this is so boring that there's 0 thread title inspiration. We just keep on being blindsighted and mugged off and nobody has our backs.

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Pianoaholic · 29/10/2025 20:08

dapsnotplimsolls · 29/10/2025 20:06

😂

Whose turn is it tonight?

Don't think Bailey has had a turn yet!

pictur · 29/10/2025 20:08

Yawn Grace

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 29/10/2025 20:08

menopausalfart · 29/10/2025 20:07

@ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs When did a snake shit on the table? Must have missed that ep.

It was hilarious, the host was showing off her pet python, trying to impress everyone, and it did an almighty shite right on the dinner table! 😂. Legend

pictur · 29/10/2025 20:08

Self assessed - drink

menopausalfart · 29/10/2025 20:09

@ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs 😂

pictur · 29/10/2025 20:09

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 29/10/2025 20:08

It was hilarious, the host was showing off her pet python, trying to impress everyone, and it did an almighty shite right on the dinner table! 😂. Legend

It was an OG episode too.

fwi can remember the host was smashed too

WineBeforeWhine · 29/10/2025 20:10

Nelly Leah Grace - they should bugga off and then they can exchange miseries together.

dillite · 29/10/2025 20:10

Grace go away. We are all bored of you. Bye, bye, bye. Go and hang out with your echo-chamber.

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dapsnotplimsolls · 29/10/2025 20:10

I'm hoping Grace will drink so much she falls asleep in a corner.

pictur · 29/10/2025 20:10

Ash is hot tbf

browneyes77 · 29/10/2025 20:10

Bollocks.

I’ve missed the first 9 minutes because I thought it wasn’t on until 9pm

I wish they’d stop messing around with these start times! Just pick a time and stick to it!!

WineBeforeWhine · 29/10/2025 20:10

Grace is draining me let alone Ash.

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 29/10/2025 20:11

pictur · 29/10/2025 20:09

It was an OG episode too.

fwi can remember the host was smashed too

Maybe it will be reenacted tonight. Plenty of snakes in there and a nice big table 😂

dapsnotplimsolls · 29/10/2025 20:11

browneyes77 · 29/10/2025 20:10

Bollocks.

I’ve missed the first 9 minutes because I thought it wasn’t on until 9pm

I wish they’d stop messing around with these start times! Just pick a time and stick to it!!

You haven't missed much. Grace is sad. Nelly is offended about her fridge. Reiss is sex on a stick.

pictur · 29/10/2025 20:12

No M&S, not again!

MAFS #11 NO SPOILERS. It's groundhog day on the merry-go-round. 5 weeks in and 0 progress or results. Nobody is leaving, other than always seething. We really need to see progress, but instead we are seeing same old arguments.
browneyes77 · 29/10/2025 20:13

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 29/10/2025 20:03

It will never get better than the episode when the snake shat on the table though

Oh I dunno.

The episode where that bloke got pissed he didn’t win and after accusing a woman of sabotaging him, said “What a sad little life Jane”.

Chucked the money everywhere and told everyone to get out of his house 😂😂😂

menopausalfart · 29/10/2025 20:14

If I had to marry one of this season's men, it'd have to be Keye. The lack of sex wouldn't bother me, as my drive left years ago.

EmeraldShamrock000 · 29/10/2025 20:14

Grace won't find any relationship that will fit in with her constant droning.
Leah is a flirt. I wouldn't trust her either.
She acted like Steven, if not more desperate to please.

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 29/10/2025 20:15

browneyes77 · 29/10/2025 20:13

Oh I dunno.

The episode where that bloke got pissed he didn’t win and after accusing a woman of sabotaging him, said “What a sad little life Jane”.

Chucked the money everywhere and told everyone to get out of his house 😂😂😂

Ooh yeah, that one was good too 😂😂

Pianoaholic · 29/10/2025 20:16

All the loved up ones are arriving first.

RancidRuby · 29/10/2025 20:17

Leisha needs to lay off the filler, her eyes are looking wonky.

CatAsstrophe · 29/10/2025 20:17

Get a backbone Nelly and tell Ratty to fuck off!

snoooze · 29/10/2025 20:17

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dapsnotplimsolls · 29/10/2025 20:17

Poor Reiss - Yeah, I missed Leisha because Grace was fuckin' miserable.

Pianoaholic · 29/10/2025 20:18

Some issue between Grace and Ashley, Paul?
Surely not.

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