MAFS THREAD 9- NO SPOILERS. We are half-way there and yet no end in sight. The same old arguments arise, no new dramas, and just lies. Care bare is no more, Sarah's free to breathe alone. There are too many couples and not enough life.

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We really need to have something good happen on the show. Coming up with thread titles is getting harder and harder and ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IS HAPPENING.

True there, although I do think they just had to make something up for them to get air time and "have a tiff" for the show

😂😂😂

We seem to have a shortage of hipsters round these parts

plus they are much clumsier and awkward in a fight.

Yeah, just straight up ram them over. I think it comes from being a big sister with a little sister very similar in age. I dated a guy who was a black belt in Jujutsu, but only about 5 foot 6. I was constantly thinking yeah, but I still think I could batter you.

I wouldn't do it, but it niggles at me if I think I could get them in a headlock

Oh I'd definitely give a tall one a go, if necessary 💪

I won’t be hanging around for a natter after Zumba, in fact I will leave 15mins early so I can get home on time.

I now need to see your other half. And does he know that the only reason you are dating him is because he is hard to charge at?

What does T1000 mean? Second time I've seen it in this thread

Ever think about becoming a vigilante @GYBE4?

Terminator 1000. Was used to describe one of the grooms early on.

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DP and I actually had a chat about that the other day, we're about the same height, I weigh maybe half a stone more. He'd apparently assumed I'd win in a fight, I'd assumed that due to the fact he works outside and I'm a desk jockey, and he has male body strength and muscles, unless I had a clear shot at the bollocks first, he'd easily win.

I think I'm right, but have no plans to test the theory.

Can't wait to see JR get taken down a peg or two at the dinner party 🍿at the ready!

I took Ashley's "Grace was being a dick" comment as a joke, it didn't look like either of them wanted to discuss what it was they had argued about so he said the dick comment to distract with light-hearted banter.

Some of us thought Steven looked like the bad android in Terminator 2, and that Android was called the T1000 😂

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It’s actually an insult to the T1000 to be honest 😂

Watching on catch up (whilst trying to keep up with you all!)

True story 😂

Is there something the matter with Grace do we think? Is she damaged in some way or just hard fucking work?

Yeah I don't buy them

I’m a bit behind watching this episode, just seen the glasses, with the hair she looks like the woman who was undercover from the DWP with brian potter the infamous stairlift episode of phoenix nights https://www.facebook.com/share/v/1CNZRhnzML/

Probably a bit of both.

I know I am damaged and hard work and I can see where Grace is coming from every single time. It’s quite scary reading all your responses about her because it is making me look at myself and how people must see me. At least I am single!

Yup.