Emmerdale [ITV1 pace] ** NO SPOILERS ** Maybe baby I'll have you

[TellingBone]

Buddy Holly says it's make your mind up time Charity

🤣

Doubt it. The writers are sick in the head.

April's latest means of 'acting' distressed involves her putting her hand to her forehead. Makes a nice change from staring into the distance.

As Dorothy Parker once said (not about April!); "She runs the gamut of emotions from A to B" (or something like that).

I don’t like the warning

Bloody telly wouldn’t change the channel for me - had to switch it off at the wall

What did it say?

Stuff about sexual threat and scenes of violence

Oh no

Next thing Ross will be pointing a gun at Robert

Celia is absolutely sick forcing young girls into sex.

Don't rtrust Celia and her bargain turkeys Moira!

Why does Moira let herself be taken in by evil stick woman

Exactly, Moira used to be smarter than this. They all used to be smarter than this.

Didn't realise it was on earlier tonight. No football though. Is it a longer one?

April and Dylan have got into this disgusting never ending mess for a debt of £1300. Daddy Paddy has probably spent more than that on Dylan’s treats. They’ve got phone evidence enough to incriminate Ray. FFS tell responsible adult if there is such a thing in the village.

It's an hour long episode but no football of awards on so no idea why it's starting at 7

There’s an hour long Corrie at 8. It got moved because of the football yesterday

You don’t need beer Laurel. Ray can fix you up with something else

Trouble is there is no responsible adult at the moment.

Ooh proper peck on the lips

I hope Celia chokes on her dinner

Celia is an evil cow

Grim

Callum is a creep

April looks ridiculous.

Wow somebody has at last realised that she looks much younger