Emmerdale [ITV1 pace] ** NO SPOILERS ** Maybe baby I'll have you

[TellingBone]

Buddy Holly says it's make your mind up time Charity

Has Joe planted the pretend stowaway in the truck ?

Fuck off Nicola and take Kev with you.

I wonder if the "stowaway" has been planted by Joe and we'll see him slipping her some money later on.

All I can think of is Gary from Only Fools and Horses

Robert sure knows how to pick them

Where is Lydia? I can’t remember when I last saw her

I was just thinking that

Yes ages since Lydia was in and where is Kerry?

How long have we got to put up with growly Kev? I thought he was on his last legs?

I just laughed when he said he wasn’t ready to come out yet. Maybe on your deathbed eh Kev?

Presumably Lydia is away visiting yet another sick relative.

Why on earth does Jimmy stay with Nicola?

At least that was an April free episode.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Lydia didn't turn up for her own birthday party at Home Farm when they all found out about Joe being responsible for the limo crash and that was absolutely ages ago and we haven't seen her since.

I’m watching the hack and I think Steph has popped up. Now we know what she’s doing on her maternity leave, playing Sienna Miller lol

Yes I saw her too. Or was it her twin sister?

IMDB is saying Georgia Jay but I didn’t know she was a twin

Lydia was around when Vinny and Gabby got married

This is what happens when you mention Robert’s feet. Oh my days 🤣 just tell him about the fungus Robert!

Sorry bizzey 🤭

Haven't seen last night's episode yet but came on to say the cheeky quip that Caleb pulled off with Joe at the end of the car hitting Jimmy episode was brilliant. "Oh and Joe? Safe driving" 😆 Gotta love Caleb ❤️

Well he can't unbutton it as his hands are superglued together.
It brings to mind the John Shuttleworth joke about Liam Gallagher being a fan of the late Duke of Edinburgh because he walked round with his hands behind his back in homage.
Who do we think he'll take a pop at? Matty seems to be favourite which is problematic in itself.

I laughed at the exchange between Sam and Bob when they were queuing for their prostate exam.

They could have done a good story with how Matty coped after Amy's death. But it was all forgotten about. He has to sit around getting odd lines here and there while they focus on April and Dman or bring in stupid new characters like Kev.

They mentioned something about the inquest results being due so hopefully Matty gets to react to that. I know he’s going to make me cry though 🥹 I will never stop being mad they killed Amy off

Emmerdale is on at 7pm tonight.

Thanks @PrincessScarlett