Emmerdale [ITV1 pace] ** NO SPOILERS ** Robin Hood rides again

[TellingBone]

To the theme of the original TV series:

Hero John Hero John hid Nate in a lake
Poisoned Chas's tablets and then poisoned little Jake
Mack got enforced kip
Tony walnut whip
Hero John. Hero John. Hero John.

Or Victoria and then she can live there for evermore.

Although that's presuming he is in fact a Sugden at all.

The lighting in the spooky cottage is so flattering. This man would not be sitting around glued to his phone if Robert was there; he would be otherwise occupied.

Well that's very pertinent. I can think of no other reason for comatose Aidan to exist if he's not part of the story 🛌

Yes there has to be more to comatose Aiden Moore.

That means that John's photo album is fake and that he made it all up with the 'John and Ben, brothers in arms' caption. Plus he has the Aiden Moore dog tags that are either a trophy or are actually his. Who knows 🤷🏻‍♀️ but it's getting very interesting at last.

I think Aidan Moore is Aidan Moore because they had his name over the bed and his mum was there. I hope we get a big, ranting back story from John when he flips. I think maybe he did save the dog and all the praise and recognition sent him spiralling into wanting that again by any means. I wonder if he really had the happy memories of living there that he said he had to Aaron? Doubt it somehow. If Jack was his biological father and his stepfather was horrible he probably imagined that Robert had an idyllic upbringing and set out to steal his life.

OK I’m overthinking everything again but that’s just the way my brain works 🤪

It’s such a depressing cottage, why on earth would Aaron want to move there especially with weirdo John

Because he loves Robert but is so scared of losing him again he thinks he’s better off with John. He knows if he’s in Emmerdale he can’t resist Robert but he’s still mad at him for shutting him out. Also he feels like he owes John for dealing with the Anthony stuff. John is so good at tugging on Aaron’s heartstrings with all his sob stories. I can’t wait for Aaron to go ballistic when he finds out the truth. Why is there no “rubs hands in glee” emoji?

I actually think the cottage is lovely though!

I had a bizarre dream last night. I met Cain in Tesco and stopped to say hello. He had his hair in long dreadlocks hanging down his back and was wearing Zak’s cap. When he took the cap off the top of his head was completely bald. He did give me a rather nice hug but I found the dreadlocks a bit off putting 😆

@Jitterybugs2 that’s hilarious 😂

Problem is, who will grass old Robin Hood up though if they find out? Aaron, Chaz, Cain etc know he can grass them up for Grandad/Dad Anthony. I’m assuming that when they inevitably find out there will have to be some kind of big showdown and Robin will have to fall off a cliff. (Other demises are available)

Lawrence is going to be on Lorraine tomorrow but I doubt he’ll give much away and we’ll have to read between the lines again

That had me actually laughing out loud and OH wondering what on earth I was reading 😂

🤣🤣

“Oliver Farnworth is the nicest man I've ever met and I don't say that lightly! I just love him. He's just been great."
Aww Danny’s not going to have anyone hating on his co-stars unless he hates them too

I watched the Lorraine interview on YouTube and honestly I don’t know why they bothered to get Lawrence in because Lorraine spent the whole interview yapping and he barely got to say anything. She’s so annoying.

He does have a cute dog though but shame he has a girlfriend lol

Oh Mackenzie ☹️

Keep up the good work Mackenzie

Ella?! I didn’t know he’d done her in too!

No he set her up as the one who was poisoning Chas and who attacked Liam

Apart from the creepy dolls and the serial killer.

Mackenzie adopting the classic 'what to do if you're held hostage' behaviour... befriend your captor

Glorious weather at the cottage of doom

I didn’t catch what he said about Ella. My concentration had drifted and I was wondering what kind of mess was under the blanket after Mack lying unconscious for a week. I did notice a bucket and loo roll on the floor. Maybe John has been lifting Mack out to sit on the bucket for a sleepy pee