Emmerdale [ITV1 pace] ** NO SPOILERS ** Profanity and fearing for sanity at the prospect of Vanity

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Oh noes

Another absolutely awful episode (watched on ITVX) just fuck off Vinnie, you lying twat. And bloody dreary Dylan. Just going over and over the same story lines with no developments. And Laurel looking like she’s been in the Caribbean for a month, telling Arthur to sip his drink. Cringe.

No, the good thing about these two being together is that they’re not making decent people miserable. Currently they totally deserve each other.

When did she stop?

Well done to Laurel for having an 18 year old that has never come home steaming before now 👏

Poor Robert, actually talks about how he feels and Chas is just a bitch to him

That was a pointless episode. And the Dylan thing! Utter outrage as being thought a sex worker when he was ACTUALLY just drug running. I mean, honestly. Get the story right April! Poor misunderstood Dylan.

Unlike his Mother.

But he was out and about sleeping with randoms at 17. Not sure being a teetotal teenager cancels that out.

We need a sarcasm font

Oh I’d love a sarcasm font! It would save me so much time at work too. Apparently pointed looks and blank stares aren’t acceptable in the work place.

😂

Laurel is one of those mumsnetters who thinks her darling Arthur has never had a drink before he turned 18

My son got pished several time when he was under age but never over 18 as he said it wasn't fun any more once it was legal 🙄

I watched on STV player this morning and can't even remember seing Chas. Shows how much I tune out.

Well I can’t wait to see Chas when she finds out what John has done and I hope Robert never stops reminding her

Me neither. Particularly if John tries to or succeeds in killing Aaron. Who's the better husband now Chas?!

RIP Frank 💔

Any excuse...

It’s on at 7.00 tonight, see you then x

Thanks @Middlemarch123

How did Dylan get from Paddy asking about his leg to dropping his underwear?

Celia is a pain in the arse

Eh? I obviously wasn’t paying attention

I thought he was going to blackmail Paddy by saying he'd been inappropriate towards him

Can you see that screen Moira? 🤣

I’m not a Moira fan, but I do hope she stops Celia stick woman from stitching her up.