Emmerdale [ITV1 pace] ** NO SPOILERS ** Profanity and fearing for sanity at the prospect of Vanity

[TellingBone]

Oh noes

Ross's reaction to Liam saying that was brilliant and summed up exactly how we all feel 😂

I came across 4 of these in a box in my loft during my recent house move. My old auntie used to endlessly crochet them out of odd balls of wool. I washed them and hung them out in the sunshine yesterday to donate them to a homeless shelter.

My neighbours must be thinking FFS look at that washing line, the Dingles have moved in next door.

Michael Praed was that rare thing - someone who was good looking when young and more mature.

I'm losing patience with Vinnid and his continued lying about Kammy. Also have no time for Dylan. Boring story and he isn't likely to change. He anx April should run off together although that would cause untold limping, blithering and hand wringing from Marlon.

I completely forgot Micahel Praed was Frank! 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️😬 only just realised when I looked him up on IMDb

Haven’t the homeless suffered enough @Jitterybugs2?

Michael Praed is and always was a beautiful man. He’s 65, and still lovely.

I’ve never been a Vinnie fan, it was the over the top homophonic beating that had me empathise, not the victim that upset me. If that makes sense. Vinnie is not a nice character, I don’t really like Gabby, but feel sad that she’s going to be hurt again by someone who can’t be true to themselves. Kammy is a good guy, Belle’s damaged, but they could work. Kammy needs to shine a light on how Vinnie has exaggerated, l hope that happens.

Dogs on paddle boards, this is what we want. Hope you’re not missing this on the news @JaneJeffer .

Oh I did miss it. Was doling out dinner.

Arthur is alive

Arthur is 81!

PI Girls world is on the case!

Vinny tell the truth you coward

Why would Dylan buy Arthur a present?

Marlon and Paddy are a pair of gormless eejits

Vinnie is getting worse with each episode. Kammy has gone up massively in my estimations as he could have easily blown up Vinnie's world with the kiss revelation but he hasn't. And he isn't denying what Vinnie is saying he's done.

Love that April has jumped to sex work over drug running when her and Dylan have been drug running for Ray already. Silly girl 🙄

@RaraRachael Rob Lowe is one of those - gorgeous when young (About Last Night- swoon...) and absolutely divine now!

Imagine having a boyfriend (especially as an 11 year old like April) where those are the options you jump to when he's acting a bit shifty!

They should have brought him back with a new head (or at least a new hairstyle!).

Arthur is another one that looks 12.

Poor Robert moping about in the background

Could Vinnie and Gabby actually be anymore unlikeable.

And I really don't care about April

I always thought Belle and Vinny would have got together

Chas is back to being a bitch.