Emmerdale [ITV1 pace] ** NO SPOILERS ** Profanity and fearing for sanity at the prospect of Vanity

[TellingBone]

Oh noes

Lucky you. We have them in a local zoo, I hate zoos, animals should be in their natural habitat, just my opinion. My son sponsors giraffes and penguins, bless him.

It’s that fecking music. It’s anxiety inducing. Why didn’t they give a warning about that?!

Charity ramps up the Mack anger, predictably.

Don't you dare hurt him John!

They’re in a wildlife park so they can roam freely and seem happy enough but I get ya

Do we finally see the Mack running scene? From the lake episodes, about 8 months ago? Am going to hide behind my cat…

oh Bollox

Mackenzie is seeing John for who he really is

That’s lovely.

Oh shit!

No no no!

Is he really going to kill Mack? Surely not. He should have got out of the van after seeing the photo.

I have the same hat as Mackenzie which originally belonged to DS1 but I nicked it for dog walking duties. Mind you I wouldn’t be wearing it in August!

Run Mack run...

Tell him about Aaron and Robert!

Did Mack manage to text Robert before John knocked on the window?

What the fuck?!

I don’t think so 😬

Is this the flash fowrad with Mack running in the woods?

No unfortunately

Bloody hell it's Robin Hood.

Is there no end to John's talents!

Robin Hood was not on my bingo card

What in the hunger games is this?

We're only 15 minutes in. I don't think I can bear another 45 minutes 😭