Emmerdale [ITV1 pace] ** NO SPOILERS ** Profanity and fearing for sanity at the prospect of Vanity

[TellingBone]

Oh noes

A bow and arrow wtf!!!!!!

My cats wouldn’t touch Felix with Celia’s pole. Which is good, because we wouldn’t want Robbie Williams round our house for dinner.

What an idiot. Crossbows are more deadly

Oh God, part two…

Stumble in the woods. Not that old chestnut.

We all know what happened to the last Robin Hood on Emmerdale but this one deserves the same fate

Not a murderer??

Isn’t that a spoiler?

Well thanks for that spoiler @muffintop83 🙄

John is such a panto killer. He isn't even believable

I’ve just realised they had to dress Mackenzie in winter clothes because that’s when they filmed the trailer and it needs to match up 😂

Chat GPT doesn’t know shit

🙄

Have we seen all the flash forwards now?

Oh come on it’s common knowledge!
Why doesn’t he just ring someone.

It's actually not if you avoid spoilers like people on this thread do.

I think so, but not sure

This is a no spoiler thread. There is a spoilers thread.

If you want to put spoilers, there is an Emmerdale spoiler thread. This is no spoilers

Cross post lol

I have to defend him. He's wrapped up as was fixing the freezer.

🦒

Cheers for the spoiler

I apologise. I will leave.

FFS😡