Emmerdale [ITV1 pace] ** NO SPOILERS ** Profanity and fearing for sanity at the prospect of Vanity

[TellingBone]

Oh noes

I loved the exasperated look Robert gave Lewis like not this fecker again

I've just seen a photo of our Robert with long hair 😍

There have been four actors playing Rob over the years 🫤

Robert is happily married in real life. (me jealous? don't be daft) 😥

The first one didn’t do much acting to be fair you need to watch his episode of Silent Witness @MonickerMonica 🔥

Do you mean OUR Robert in Silent Witness? It's not something I've ever seen but I shall do so very soon. 👍

I found the episode. Hardly recognised Robert/Ryan with that shoulder length hair. 😉

So many characters I'm shouting "Do something" at - Vinnie, Kammy, Dawn, Gabby and now Mackenzie.

Something bad better not befall Mack or I'll be getting on that bus.

Robert better go and get a PTSD diagnosis pronto so that he can get away with murdering that MF

Are we ready for our hour in the Dales? I am if you lovely lot are. Giraffes on the news…amazing beautiful creatures.

Giraffes have calmed me down.

Ah feck I missed the giraffes

Oh no! Violence 😬

I know, beautiful.

They were gorgeous

Scary music

Oh Mackenzie, the drive with John, stomach sinking.

I saw some giraffes in real life in Cork

Oh so Gabby doesn't know about Joe's underhand stuff with Celia.

Did John wrap the bonnet himself, it’s all wrinkled

I thought Cain and Kim were pals after the whole Ice incident?

I don't like the scary music.

Probably covering up evidence of a hit and run

Keep it zipped Mackenzie

Mack looks good in a hat

And my heart rate is soaring again!

Vinny cop on to yourself

Bring back the giraffes!