Emmerdale [ITV1 pace] ** NO SPOILERS ** Profanity and fearing for sanity at the prospect of Vanity

[TellingBone]

Oh noes

Sorry @Jitterybugs2 I blame my genes

You concealed the feck so well in the middle of the word I nearly missed it

I dont listen to hip hop

Checking in to new thread. Trying to binge watch all the shite to catch up.

I hope you’ve got a big shovel as there’s a lot of shite to work through

There’s a really annoying ad on here that keeps opening another page when I swipe the thread

Robert loses it! Warning.

Sarah gets on my wick

She fell off a treadmill. Yeah I’d be laughing too Robert

You what Lewis?

If anyone asks what’s in the bulging bag April, say it’s ever expanding cake.

Harry you little fecker

🤣

Oh shit

Let me guess, Ray will pretend to understand but will get April to do another drop

I actually thought Robert was very restrained. I would have shouted a lot louder than that and smashed the drum 😂

Oh do fuck off john!
Sick of this nonsense …it’s dire

I'm really hoping Robert is playing John and is not letting John get in his head.

Marlon and Mandy need to take up Irish dancing so they can learn how not to flap their hands all the time

John is such a manipulative fucker. When is he ever going to be found out

Ray has deliberately set the drugs drop to go wrong so he can hook April in.

Layla would have been horrified

Yep that’s the way those things go …drugs get “stolen” then she’s on the hook

Ross to Charity: Your eggs are like magnets to my swimmers.

And the say romance is dead.

Massive exaggeration from John 🤬