Emmerdale [ITV1 pace] ** NO SPOILERS ** Profanity and fearing for sanity at the prospect of Vanity

[TellingBone]

Oh noes

And what about Robert? Oh Aaron!

Is John wearing a chain?

Harry wasn't scared. He looked like he couldn't give a shit.

D Man 🙉

What was Charity looking at on her phone please? I got distracted by my cat and missed it.

She was googling how to do a DNA test on an unborn baby.

how soon you can do a dna test before birth or something like that

Oh, thank you @PrincessScarlett and @JaneJeffer .

I think it’s an MN tradition that you have to pay cat tax @Middlemarch123

Yes, indeed.

Beyond tedious.

Couldn't we just fast forward to April getting banged up in Emmerdale Wing at Hotten Prison?

The Emmerdale rock should suffice for Dylan

Utter shite that John just happened to appear in Victoria's house at the exact moment Robert shouted at Harry.

April the 10yo drug courier. Nearly wet myself laughing. As for her and that big lump Dylan. They have as much chemistry as 2 wet lettuces.

If I read once more on FB or Instagram that Lewis is "A breath of fresh air" I'll scream. No he isn't- he's one of the most annoying characters ever - prancing around, giggling and sticking his nose into other people's business.

I'd not noticed Lewis giggling at the end of every sentence until some of you mentioned it and now I'm finding it very distracting.

That was my thought too. She would have hated Jacob being with Sarah and done everything she could to split them up, let alone having a baby.

At least they got this bit right. I recently attended a course about this very subject and it’s exactly how they do it. Grim.

No warning tonight 🤨

Warning John is being a little bitch

Robert has got to be biting his tongue.

Oh do fuck off John you sanctimonious git.

I wonder what’s in those Tupperware boxes on top of that upright beam thingy in Charity’s house

Cake, growing birthday cake. But instead of candles it’s got pregnancy tests sticking in it. 500 of them

The cake expanded so much everyone has to store boxes of it now

Love Ross

Exactly, there will be more boxes of it appearing every episode. Caleb International will truck it out in droves by the end of the week.

Aww, poor Mack ☹️