Emmerdale [ITV1 pace] ** NO SPOILERS ** Profanity and fearing for sanity at the prospect of Vanity

[TellingBone]

Oh noes

Lots of penny dropping sounds there for Ross!

It would be lovely - although not for Sarah and Jacob - if the baby turns out to be Mac's. 🤞

These Non-Hospital Thursday episodes are exhausting to watch!

Sorry don’t know how I quoted you there @Middlemarch123

So are we going to have this dragging on for months and then secretive DNA tests?

And then Sarah and Jacob weeping and wailing

I think it's been at least 2 weeks since the miscarriage and them hooking up so it's certainly possible. Although why Charity would want sex the day after her miscarriage is beyond me 🤷🏻‍♀️

Yep! It's going to be awful watching this car crash in slow motion.

Been wracking my brain for ages who Dylan reminded me of. Found it.

The one on the right.

I just thought of how the Vanity gang must be feeling right now 🤣

Yep 😂😂

Ross has joined the dots …Charity was fobbing him off earlier…

Charity is going to have to confess. It's cruel to let Sarah and Jacob think it is their biological baby.

Gosh hope from Corrie looks five years older than her big sister April

Doesn’t she? April does look so young for her age though.

She’s tiny! I haven’t seen Joseph for ages but I think he has Aprils looks as well. They look like they have an Irish background. I have no idea what their names are in real life but how lovely they must keep their parents very busy.

Yeah they’re Flanagans so definitely some Irish there. The two on Corrie are twins.

You know I’ve thought it before but i am absolutely done with the show now

all the disrespect for Mac and charity

The premature celebrating made me cringe its way too early anything can still go wrong and it probably will!

We are pregnant god I wanted to knock his block off

The pregnancy timeline is confusing me.
But not as much as the expanding birthday cake, started as a slice in a tupperware box, once out of the box it doubled in size and changed shape.

I only half watched it last night. I shall look again to see the expanding birthday cake. I'm really not enjoying it anymore though. I ditched Corrie about 2 years ago and I can see Emmerdale going the same way. I don't want misery every night.

These days I watch both Emmerdale and Corrie mainly to see how utterly ridiculous the stories are. I'm rarely disappointed 🙄

OMG! I thought this too! 🤣 One large slice in a box turned into a whole cake on a plate 🤣

Just for you, I’ve trawled back through the last few weeks posts.

29th July: Implant day.
5th August: Charity goes for a walk, stumbles and falls. Bleeding begins. How many hours or days this goes on for is unknown.
8th August: “Vanity “ night happens, followed by drunken Charity and Ross getting it on. Ross had just left Manpreet’s house , where they too got it on.
Between then and last night’s confusing episode, much hand wringing and angst about Charity having another go at surrogacy. Then, da da! She’s pregnant. She was all along! ‘‘Tis a miracle! The original embryo according to the doctor stuck!

No wonder we’re all confused lol.