Emmerdale [ITV1 pace] ** NO SPOILERS ** Profanity and fearing for sanity at the prospect of Vanity

[TellingBone]

Oh noes

Course he will find out.

Oh maybe I can’t remember the timeline, luckily for Emmerdale

Ooh la la …charity you dirty dog!

Charity has got herself in a right pickle now!

Do the writers really think these are enjoyable storylines?

Dylan you are so naive

So he had a sex session with Manpreet and also Charity. The script writers should really go for it and have Manpreet pregnant as well !

Or they could introduce a bit of reality and set up an STD clinic in the village.

Ray has done a proper job on Dylan.

Surely there hasn't been enough time for the night with Ross or the embryo transfer to show as pregnant?

I paused so am a few minutes behind.

Can't believe Vinnie is letting Kammy take the blame.

I hope someone somewhere has typed out when all these things happened because I am totally lost

The pregnancy will be Ross’s I bet 😝…it looked like she’d had a night with Vanessa but nope..:

No way did Charity speak to the doctor about Ross!

She's trying to put him off thinking he's the daddy

She just told him that to shut him up

Marlon's 'happy to see' April smiling again? When exactly?

😂

Aww the bromance breakup is sad

Shut up Jacob

Oh poor Mackenzie ☹️

Why are they all entertaining this ridiculous surrogacy business?

Mack sounds like he's being sarcastic.

Ross knows it is his

I think tonight has confirmed that Charity can’t say no.

To Ross Barton and Charity Dingle making babies where all else fails 🍻

Surely it would be too soon for it to be Ross's?