Emmerdale [ITV1 pace] ** NO SPOILERS ** Profanity and fearing for sanity at the prospect of Vanity

[TellingBone]

Oh noes

Chuck him out April!

It was barely a kiss?

Oh Dylan, why are you getting April involved? I thought he was going to be a good guy.

Ray is a brilliant baddie. Totally spot on about how these nasty people groom and manipulate kids.

Gabby is so going to let rip at Kammy

Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday Dear April,
I've got a drug deal for you.

Brilliant

Watch Gabby come charging in saying Kammy battered Vinny

🤣🤣

He’s a great actor, was very good in Eastenders

Ross 😂

What’s the matter with Charity?

What’s Ross know ?

Still can't believe how different he is from Doc Martin as well.

She hasn’t done the dirty with Ross offscreen again like Moses’ conception?

I'm wondering if Charity slept with Ross after she left Vanessa's?

Flashback time

Oh no, surely not but it’s looking that way

Ah. That’s what the matter is

Well !!

OMG! Ross is the daddy!! That will split her and Mackenzie up for sure.

FFS

Only if he finds out. Why did they have to spoil things?

Why was Ross drinking like that? I can’t remember what was going on with him. And why is it bright I thought it was nighttime?

But if the baby looks like Moses I already love it!

I can’t really remember but was it because Steph had just dumped him?