Masterchef (GW & JT last series)

[BigFatLiar]

Didn't see a thread. Starts tonight.

There was a poll on the local BBC site asking if people were watching after the latest revelations and sackings. Views seem mixed many saying its part it's best and needs to go, others saying they'll still watch it only fair to the contestants and many saying they couldn't care less about the GW/JT situation.

Ah the celery-yak is here!!

Another jinx coming up. I quite like Gan. The perm and beads combo is very redolent of Deirdre Barlow, circa 1986.

That horrible grin is soon going to be wiped off your face Gregg!

Oh god Shaun you had a chance to save us all with them scissors there man

Was just thinking that!

It is! Is Pig Man! Will he mention his performing career?

I’m quite liking this edited down version of Gregggggg and John.

Be honest, Brin. You've also been fielding a three-figure amount of calls every day from journalists wanting to know how filthy Gregg really is.

It's a bit like a yuk sung

Size of those prawns 😳

Bet Brin has also got a sponsorship deal from Oil of Ulay. That skin.

Risotto is a bit wet.

Where’s the sauce

I suppose if you’re a professional fire-eater any spicy dish is going to seem 'a bit bland'.

Them prawns. Like wee dinasours

'I want to smell it before she even walks into the room.'

Curiously also said by Gregg when he booked his regular session at Swallows Steamy Massage and Sauna,

I.really want that curry. I had a Disappointing Tea I need flavour.

Jeez 🤣🤣🤣

Fucking hell 😂😂😂😂

@EsmaCannonball I thought that 🤣

I've gone off her now she's used goat's cheese.

Esme! 😮🤣🤣

Penelope annoying me

Penelope is one time reminder away from clocking Gregg one with that saucepan.

What the actual fuck.is that, you absolute loon!?