Masterchef (GW & JT last series)

[BigFatLiar]

Didn't see a thread. Starts tonight.

There was a poll on the local BBC site asking if people were watching after the latest revelations and sackings. Views seem mixed many saying its part it's best and needs to go, others saying they'll still watch it only fair to the contestants and many saying they couldn't care less about the GW/JT situation.

Off to raid my Fuchsia plant - or maybe not?

Gabriel has a permanent look of wanting to shank somebody.

Oh bless him.

And again I thank the gods they dont HAVE to use all 3!!! Liver and strawberries!!

I hope no one is going to use all three of those.

Can’t cook anyway but would be leaving the liver well alone

I've been telling dh all the food words that Jonty (and all aussies) say wrong. Otherwise he's going to be going "you what mate?" All month.

I’m hopeful of finally seeing liver in lager on the MC menu

Dear god I agree with gregg god help me but that was my thought of the souffle too

That's a bit of a basic pantry compared to MCA.

I've just realised one's called Peter and one's called Gabriel. Any chance they've got a sledgehammer?

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Boom tish!

Parsnip soup is a little… unambitious…

Liver and colcannon

Why do they have to give them "more food"? Apart from gregg being a ggreedy twat. They only have a couple of mouthfuls.

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I'm rubbish and even I can whip up a parsnip soup.

That's a bit thick. And so's the soup!

That bacon looks raw

She's feeling deflated...like the asparagus!

That souffle also looks deflated

What the heck is that pudding

When we were first married and in the good old days of dinner parties I made a curried butternut squash soup. I swear you could have grouted the bathroom with it or hung wallpaper. It smelt wonderful but one spoonful and you needed a lie down.

That cheesecake looks like the opening credits of Dexter.