Masterchef (GW & JT last series)

[BigFatLiar]

Didn't see a thread. Starts tonight.

There was a poll on the local BBC site asking if people were watching after the latest revelations and sackings. Views seem mixed many saying its part it's best and needs to go, others saying they'll still watch it only fair to the contestants and many saying they couldn't care less about the GW/JT situation.

"Im so excited I lost my job"
Evening chuffed.

Evening Chuffs. Missed yesterday so I’ll catch up later, but for now I’m here for the laffs.

Evening all.

'My voice is a little hoarse, whereas I'm hung like a great big .....' (BBC Compliance Edit).

Vocal coach?, How wanky.

Evening all!

@EsmaCannonball😂😂😂

Sweet in savoury, yay!

Savoury in sweet, nay!

I did duck with a not Chinese plum sauce. Does that count?

Can’t go back to savoury now. The great John Shuttleworth said it right.

<gavel>

Aaaand she wants to open a musical theatre themed restaurant.

Husky Gregg even worse than ‘normal’ Gregg.

🤑

Casual herb rubbing on the steak

I am so torn because I think all of these cooks are great and I will be sad to see any one of them go.

Maybe they could just save time by tearing up £20 notes then burning them. Because perfectly good ingredients are being massacred here.

Surely Shitwell has heard of s'mores? Has he never watched an American teen movie?

Hang on. No, he has never watched an American teen movie.

Aaaarhh was just going to post that! Saw him at Teamlines t'other week.

We have oasis playing tonight just down the road. Very very loud

Feels disloyal but I'm finding both of the female contestants so annoying. I think they are the same personality type.

Charm personified is Shitwell.

So Shitwell has never eaten brunch.

Oh, eff off, Shitwell. This isn't your Telegraph opinion column now.

Same here.

I ♥️ John Shuttleworth

I don’t think chicken and waffles is particularly inventive