Masterchef (GW & JT last series)

[BigFatLiar]

Didn't see a thread. Starts tonight.

There was a poll on the local BBC site asking if people were watching after the latest revelations and sackings. Views seem mixed many saying its part it's best and needs to go, others saying they'll still watch it only fair to the contestants and many saying they couldn't care less about the GW/JT situation.

Missed it so far. Too busy shouting at emmerdale. Any crazies tonight?

I'd feel I've done something wrong if I didn't peel a carrot 🥕

The cat has just shat on the floor so I’m going to have to step away for a minute (not into the shit)

This is a bit fairer than last night's lovely fish, beetroot and chocolate combo.

I've practically given up on Emmerdale Ohwhat, it's absolutely bloody dreadful

Oof

I’m lazy and rarely peel carrots. That said I’d put a roasted carrot in the same category as the cauliflower steaks that restaurants seem to think it’s ok to charge £18 for and call it the vegetarian option.

I've got Finlay down as a latent Leopold or Loeb. He seems quite good though.

If that young fella pulls that off he will be one to watch

Charlie reminds me of someone but can't think who

Oh no! @Davros.

Is the young lad from farming stock? He's got farmers pink cheeks.
Geezer is of the chuck it all in school I see.

Charlie has fallen into the "throw everything at it" trap and he's a gonna I predict.

'I absolutely love bread.'

'Would you prefer that bread to be a nice bit of beef?'

'Yes.'

Bread is giving him such a side-eye right now.

Yeah misunderstood my arse. Wrong un.

I think if Thomas Skinner from the Apprentice had a child with Harry Enfield’s ‘Tim Nice But Dim’ you’d get Charlie.

He comes across as a nice chap.

He reminds me a bit of an Apprentice contestant.

My cat ate a mouse in front of me other night. Brought in dead and munched straight away.

why I had to witness this feat still not sure

tonight I hear chasing going on. Pretending it’s not happening

Just walked so I can catch a bit of it with you Chuffs. Any stand outs this evening ?

I’ve just moved house so I’m way behind. Checking in, I’ve been about previous years for the raw lamb.

im so far indifferent to these guys, glad Jordan got an apron, Charlie is charming but his toast is concerning me.

Have they edited the shit out of the usual barns? I’m guessing so as Gregg isn’t being a pest to the women.

As long as you don't have a pet dog who is smaller than a cat.

My dog caught a live Robin and brought it in to kill it a couple months ago. Joys!!

Little cat dragged a pigeon bigger than him through the cat flap yesterday. Big cat was appalled.

Sorry I got the wrong person and wrong progamne.

Choomeric Drink