Emmerdale (ITV1 pace) ** NO SPOILERS ** Where 'as tha bin since I saw thee? "Was anchored in a lake by a bad hat"

[TellingBone]

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Robert 👏👏

There's no way John would be able to park his camper van outside the prison at all, let alone all night 🙄

I missed the beginning

Oh butt out Victoria!

Warning about Bear losing the plot.

Sanctimonious Victoria, burns my beans.

He knows what size Robert is John 🍆

There's no way John will dump Aaron. He's too bloody obsessed with him.

Boring

I love you Charity

Please look after this bear.
He’s from deepest Emmerdale.
He has Marmalade sandwiches under his hat.

Stay away from Vanessa though

Oh bore off Victoria.

Does Queen Victoria not work anymore?

Fuck off Vic. He’s only been away six years because he was protecting you.

Victoria is too busy being an interfering busy body to work or even look after her child.

Wait until Robert finds out about Aiden Moore. That will spur him on even more.

Thankfully I’ve never visited anyone in prison. But I didn’t realise it was possible to drop in at any time to visit.

Everyone is going to think Robert is nuts now aren’t they

Vic needs to find that soldier again and ask him some questions

HMP Hotten has a revolving door

I wonder if that’s where Tom is

Gabby

Oh shug up Tracy.
Yes you are too stupid

Victoria 🤡