Emmerdale (ITV1 pace) ** NO SPOILERS ** Where 'as tha bin since I saw thee? "Was anchored in a lake by a bad hat"

[TellingBone]

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You kill Vanessa, John. Do it for Tracey.

Delivery perv alert

That was a quick trip to Paris and back

And Joe is out of the wheelchair

Dawn’s been shopping in Paris. No more oversized sweatshirts for her.

Maybe they took a detour to Lourdes

No flies on Billy

Joe's shirt doesn't fit.

Vinnie doesn't look at all conspicuous in his bright yellow jacket.

Did that woman on the Barclay card ad say oh fuck?!

Now we’ve got the 2 yoga women “letting it all go” in their Always Discreet pads 😆

I hope Tracey never lets Cain see Frankie again

Oh but when Aaron had a hard time in prison it wasn’t just one of those things

WTF was that?????

Vinny WTF?

So is Vinny bi now?

Bonnie tried to snog Kammy, must be the deodorant he sprays down his boxers…

Bloody autocorrect, Vinnie, not Bonnie…

Yes I know. Just a bit of a shock as it's come out of nowhere.

Vinny has never shown an interest in liking men before has he?

Bonnie and Clyde 😂

@JewelleryCat no he hasn't

Screeching competition

I now turn the volume down 3 notches as soon as Schreecy appears, helps a bit.

Kammy is so chill about it