Emmerdale (ITV1 pace) ** NO SPOILERS ** Where 'as tha bin since I saw thee? "Was anchored in a lake by a bad hat"

[TellingBone]

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Someone’s missing his real telly husband

Of course she would. Absolutely ludicrous.

ITV News are like vultures harassing the family of the man who survived the plane crash

Could somebody please roll John's sleeves down, the crumpled mess at his elbows must be annoying, well I find it annoying, not the least bit sexy.

I had to turn it off, agree with you

Yes, same for the BBC. I saw the interview on their news special

Tracy’s schreeching, makes my teeth itch.

Bear is wasting away

Gabby is very entitled isn’t she?

Did Bear get a same day doctors appointment?

58 minutes!

I best move to Emmerdale lol

Noooo, you’ll either get arrested or murdered x

This is true, I don’t fancy meeting John lol

You should start watching Emmerdale Bear. That’ll shorten your life.

Oh Cara is on the phone

Surprising she didn’t come looking for him before now

Vinny’s over the top gormless facial expressions are annoying.

Tracy is doing my head in with that bloody screeching. I nearly didn't recognise Bear - he looks totally different.

Vinnie is now gabbling away like Paddy.

Liam pulls pints now. Doctor and barman

Liam serving behind the bar now 🤣

Awkward! 😬

It would clash with your murder club meetings Cain

There’s Rodney. Not been seen for a while

How many men in the village have a dead child now?