Emmerdale (ITV1 pace) ** NO SPOILERS ** Where 'as tha bin since I saw thee? "Was anchored in a lake by a bad hat"

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Aaron and John have turned off their phones for the honeymoon. I can’t wait to see John’s face when they turn them back on and hear what’s popped up from the murky depths.

I’m hoping for a full on Cameron style siege from John. Put that army training to use.

Me too, show us how you got your medals Johnboy

I was hoping during the ceremony he would stand close to candles and his medals would slide down his jacket as Cadbury’s chocolate 🍫

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We are well overdue a Cameron style siege 🤣

The British Soap Awards take place tonight but they’re not on telly until Thursday which is stupid!

That does sound stupid because it’ll be in the DM and Digital Spy about who the winners are unless they’re going to keep quiet until Thursday

I'm away next week and apparently the wifi is crap where we're going 🙄 can't wait to catch up when I'm back, hopefully John will have killed Chas and Dawn at least by then.

I hope Beth wins. I hope she wins all the awards!

Just catching up with last nights. Not going to get that half hour back.
Can't be many weddings in that neck of the woods if the registrar could hang on that long.
And Aaron and Johnny are leaving their phones off? Yep, because everyone does that.

Me too. But am torn because Eden deserves something as well but Beth was absolutely incredible.

The Murder Club all think the body is Anthony. Can't wait for the realisation it's actually Nate.

But not before they all run around like headless chickens for a while first

I must have missed seeing Mack freed from the attic. How long was he trapped there? No toilet up there. Hmmm 😕

He was too dehydrated to need the toilet but there was plenty of handy pot plants around in case of emergency

Mack just reappeared at the pub looking dishevelled. No mention of how long he'd bee in the attic or how he escaped.

Piss poor script writing. (Couldn't resist that one ) 🌿🪴🌱🍃

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Then they would be 'weed'

Get me coat etc

Was no one worried about where Mack was ?!

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Lewis told Ross that he'd let Mackenzie out ages ago so imagine it was a couple of hours given he was on his way to the wedding when Ross persuaded him to go to Lewis's flat first.

I whizz through anything Lewis says so that explains why I missed that bit.

Lots of lovely footage of the soap awards on Emmerdale insta and Lydia is there!