MAFSAUS Thread 11 - (No Spoilers!): Dodgy dates with alternative mates, fast talking liars should have their plums squeezed with pliers, Wacqui Jacqui has gone off the rails, this season is full of relationship fails.

[browneyes77]

Place your best on who’s going to survive final vows.

Rhi & Jeff

Er yeah that’s it.

Just the look of Paul would be enough to turn me off. So slick and weird. He’s in the wrong era

I tell you what, I’d be glad to see the last of Carina’s outfits!

Paul is so arrogant thinking Carina will forgive him, again. I really hope she dumps him.

He looks like the man from Delmonte!

He is so disingenuous and fake

Walls down - DRINK

He’s such a manipulative creep

Self justification, reeling her back in🙄

Me, me, me, meeeee, me, me, me. Me, me, me, meeeeeeee.

Snob Paul, the word was snob

I love you soooooo much I had to meet another woman.

I am a wittwe, innocent, curious boy. Me, me, me. Little silly me.

Can't believe he's recounting all the shitty things he's done in his vows! What a knob. Great idea to remind her of all your flaws, Paul!

He’s just digging his own grave!!!

His voice is so annoying 😭

jinx!

The Barbie rejecting me was the wakeup call that showed me that I can't do any better than you.

Oh don't speak French at her. If you have to translate it for her it's pointless.

What on earth is the point of speaking French to her if he then has to translate it immediately after!

Carina is blatantly going to dump him

She looked completely unmoved by his speech

Coz it's romantic, innit.

Pulling out all possible stops!

Thrown under the bus - DRINK

Blindsided too. Double shot

I hope she drops him like a rotten hot potato.