MAFSAUS Thread 11 - (No Spoilers!): Dodgy dates with alternative mates, fast talking liars should have their plums squeezed with pliers, Wacqui Jacqui has gone off the rails, this season is full of relationship fails.

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Place your best on who’s going to survive final vows.

Rhi & Jeff

Er yeah that’s it.

Or it may contain one of Jacqui's famous lists!

I’m not sure “we’ve got great photos” is the measure of a lasting relationship Jacqui.

“We’ve got great photo’s. Maybe we can do a lingerie shoot together”

What. The. Fuck. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

What the actual? Lingerie shoot? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Lingerie? 'K.

There is no relationship, Awhina!!!

Argh will she ever just accept he’s a bad ‘un

OMG Jacqui’s plumbing new depths of self-delusion now. And that’s saying something.

I’m going to be really disappointed in Awhina if she goes through with it.

‘We’ve got great photos! So it means we’ll be together! ‘ ( waves photos around)
oh, how well miss Jacqui!

I reckon they're all going to turn up. If nothing else, to get stuff off their chest.

Why was Jacqui talking about funerals? Is she planning to kill her partners off?

That’s what the bag is for

She’s going to stuff Ryan’s body into it

Thought they were gonna show Adrian lusting over pink dress.

Hopefully that's being saved for the reunion

That creepy Adrian smile ...

I’m intrigued by this unexpected twist they’re trailing for A&A… surely it can only go one way or another…

This crumpet ad is going on a bit. Suppose they had to make the most of Olivia Colman!

Grim isn’t it. Touch of the psychopath

Are we getting any vows before 9?

Are we glossing over when he turned in to ‘Bad Dave’

Seems like it🤔

Oh no we’re not. Good.

Very brief - conveniently didn’t show all the bed time giggling with Veronica

Piss off Dave.

Not sure whose lips are the worst.